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Preliminaries => Formal Introductions & Welcomes => Topic started by: a_little_byrdie on November 23, 2011, 02:34:26 PM

Title: Hi guys!
Post by: a_little_byrdie on November 23, 2011, 02:34:26 PM
I heard this is where I come to complain about them moozlim terrorists.  Am I at the right meeting??
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Wimpy on November 23, 2011, 03:02:31 PM
Sure, complain all you want but it may fall on deaf ears! :lol:

Welcome Little Birdie!
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: SPECTEC on November 23, 2011, 03:22:02 PM
Yes! We complain about those goddamn moozlims all day long and we absolutely LOVE the Jews...

Welcome Birdie...Shalome.
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Ognir on November 23, 2011, 04:53:27 PM
Welcome back Bro :D:D
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Timothy_Fitzpatrick on November 24, 2011, 05:02:52 PM
Is this yet another incarnation of MonkeyBoy, Og? Why is that?
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: checkitb4uwreckit on November 24, 2011, 10:18:41 PM
Quote from: "Timothy_Fitzpatrick"Is this yet another incarnation of MonkeyBoy, Og? Why is that?

... (Edited  --CSR)

When can we expect another one of your pointless articles about celebrities, champ?
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Tomas O'Crohan on November 25, 2011, 09:09:56 AM
I think these two Canadians should kiss and make-up, if for no other reason than to spare our sensibilities in having to watch their clashes. Mr. Fitzpatrick, didn't your mother teach you never to discuss either religion or politics in polite company? Don't you understand that religion is a private matter? [We have to ignore her advice regarding "politics" because, unlike her, we know that our lives depend upon our exclusive focus on it.] Don't you understand that vis a vis your own, personal, private, religious beliefs that no one else here gives a fuck? Don't you understand how boring one finds someone else's insistence on making PRIVATE religious BELIEFS public? I don't care what God said to you the last time you spoke with Him or what you said to Him. That was a private conversation you had.

I'll share one of my aphorisms with you, gratis: "One only gets to philosophy by first passing through religion." So you're still in the religious phase. Great. Keep working at it. You're heading in the right direction! Finally, keep it all to YOURSELF. Merci as your Québécois brethren would say, merci for the restraint you show henceforth in keeping these matters PRIVATE. Merci!

As for MonkeyCheck: Son, let me share with you some insights I've developed kicking around this insane asylum called Planet Earth a while now:

1. The world is filled with assholes.
2. Engaging with assholes, while at first blush a useful and profitable enterprise, is nevertheless pointless because by their very nature, assholes are beyond the reach of reason, which is, partly, what makes them assholes in the first place.
3. A life spent engaging with assholes is a thankless, pointless and unproductive life.

There you have it, gratis as well, just like Mr. Fitzpatrick. Leave us your good stuff and leave off the editorializing, s'il vous plais. We insist on thinking for ourselves. Vitriol is wholely unpersuasive, not to mention, just like religiosity, BORING. Leave us your good stuff and we'll make up our own minds as to what it means. We're anarchists and we therefore have a systemic aversion to preaching in all its insidious forms. Leave us your good stuff and we'll do the same. We'll let you decide what the import is and you'll do the same with us. We'll be a group of anarchists passing around the good stuff we've uncovered, content to let people draw their own conclusions. All the while, we remain exclusively focused on the task ahead.

S'il vous plais, if not for your own sakes, then for ours, do kiss and make up.

Finally, to our Quebecois brothers and sisters, we say to you: "Je me souviens aussi" ("I remember too").
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: a_little_byrdie on November 25, 2011, 08:37:47 PM
Hahahhahah where did this thread go??  lol
God to be back  :P

PS Thanks Noel!
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Ognir on November 26, 2011, 05:13:42 AM
No it's not Monkey, why would you think that Timmy?
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Tomas O'Crohan on November 26, 2011, 06:18:36 AM
little byrdie, in my haste to get these Canadians back on the path of righteousness, I totally forgot my manners. I should have added to my earlier post: "P.S., a thousand welcomes to ya little byrdie."  :wave:
Title: Re: Hi guys!
Post by: Timothy_Fitzpatrick on November 26, 2011, 06:47:13 PM
Tomas, if you don't like what I post, don't read it. Who is the other Canadian?

Og, because Monkey has gone through several IDs. Hard to keep up.