Is 17 yr old Courtney Stodden a crypto or managed by J-Tribers?

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

Found this by accident just today...  :think:



This girl is what Jew America has created:

We Need To Talk About Courtney Stodden

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You | Comments (82)


I have remained somewhat Pajiba-silent on the subject of Courtney Stodden, for I am conflicted.

On one hand, she is an explosion of hilarity. She is not even a real person. She is a strange parody of a Penthouse of a walking lip injection. She is boobs and hair and misused alliteration and I don't understand it but I am fascinated by it.

On the other hand, she is, in theory, 17 years old.

There's the conflict.

I know what frees most of us up from any and all discomfort, and it's the fact that she looks at least as old as Dina Lohan, possibly just shy of Lindsay. If we convince ourselves she's 43, minimum, we don't feel like this is as creepy.

Except, what if she's not?

We have commenters here, Pajibans we love and trust, who have testified to her youth. RadarOnline got the marriage certificate and E! got a hold of her purported birth certificate and both list her as being born in 1994, which means she didn't even exist yet when "Saved By The Bell" went off the air. She's only been able to get into R-rated movies for less than two months. She should technically be a high school junior. She's six months younger than Justin Bieber. This is what she looked like not too long ago.

She's a baby.

And, yet, she's married to a 51-year-old man, is shopping around a reality show that is totally going to happen, got kicked out of a pumpkin patch for being the Courtney Stoddenest and tweets things like this: "Exotically crawling through such a kittenish day as my saucy senses playfully pounce on every single frisky fantasy that comes my way; Rawr!"

I'm at a loss. Sometimes I want to laugh, but mostly squivved. It's like Charlie Sheen, only a thousand times more bad-touchy.

Because, COME ON, because her obviously shit parents signed some waiver, she's legally allowed to be pedoed on a daily basis? If this was "SVU", Stabler would shoot Hutchison's dick off by the end of the episode. B.D. Wong would diagnose her with some crazy skank disease and everyone would live uncomfortably after. I'm so confused. What the hell happened to this girl?

I hate that fame is such an attainable end game that this is merely the latest way to achieve it. Get giant fake boobs before your real boobs are even done growing, marry yourself some creepy guy I genuinely cannot remember from "Lost" and KABLAMMO instant famousness.

So, instead of soapboxing about how I feel, today, I ask you to tell me how to feel. Because I'm broken. Chick broke me.

http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_b ... todden.php

[Michael K.]

http://intheknow7.wordpress.com/2010/10 ... ent-video/

Common Symptoms in BETA Prog'md Sex Kitten Backgrounds:

    ...familial ritual sexual abuse usually inflicted by male authority figure; mental disorders (dissociative identity disorder (DID); anxiety attacks, depression, suicide attempts; self-mutilation (cutters); prog'mg re-alignment disguised as "re-hab"; eating disorders; serial marriages (sold or traded to other Prog'mrs/Handlers); military connections, pageant history, agents/directors as Prog'mrs/Handlers; acting roles where further trauma occurs (especially rape or other brutality) surrounded w/Occult-Masonic-Disney imagery...



MK-Ultra BETA (Kitten or Cat) Alters are programmed into children selected to be Monarch Slaves at very early ages in the most sadistic manner. Some are sold into system (Brice Taylor aka Susan Ford) while members of multi-generational Monarch families are birthed specifically for this purpose (some traumatized in-utero) e.g. Cisco Wheeler &  Sarah L. Palin – having been selected on based on their ability to endure severe torture which creates dissociative identity disorder (DID) formerly MPD. Animal prints are used to identify and reinforce alters released (triggered) causing ALL sexual inhibitions (moral and physical) to be removed for full access by whom ever has codes (keys) to unlock Charm School mind files.
MK-Ultra BETA Sex Kittens are told by Prog'mrs they have "hearts of stone" and are programmed for...

ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, w/ ANYONE!

MK (Mind Kontrolle) Ultra Program Guide

Some might see this as the perfect male fantasy...some of the most beautiful women in the world turned into robotic willing slaves for your pleasure and profit, believing their sole purpose in life is to serve ONLY you and your Occult-Masonic brethren. Could you inflict or witness the gut-wrenching ritual rape/torture these women poor souls are subjected to since childhood in order to create dissociative identities?

Of course your not a military connected gatekeeper trying to play this off as though this sex-slavery victim is just a Jew pervert.

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

I caught the link off of a "Yahoo" web link to this story on her Christmas Bikini. It has the typical "over-promoted" stench of J-Tribe behind it... like reading the "Star" at the check out stand:

http://www.eonline.com/news/very_courtn ... ini/281874

[LordLindsey]

I am genuinely disgusted.

In fact, I am so disgusted by all of this, including her fake boobies, that I am not going to read any further about this wretch.

She looks OLD.  She acts like a trailer-park slut.  She has fake boobs and fake lips.  She really is NOT attractive.

That's all that I have to say.

LINDSEY