And they called him (Kosher) Newt....

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Friday, 2 December 2011
And they called him Newt....



A newt is a warty crested lizard, pock-marked skin and flabby jowls, that emits a foul-smelling odour, ruthlessly catches and devours its prey but takes off like a scalded cat when threatened itself. It was thus with uncanny clairvoyance that the parents of Newton Leroy Gingrich named him Newt when he was born (created?) in 1943. For arguably he's the most vile repulsive polymer-based life form on the face of the planet at this time.

Why do I say that? Where to begin? Well, Newt's a great believer in Christian Marriage, so enthusiastic for it that he's been married three time already. He married the first (Jackie Battley) while he was still a schoolboy and she his geometry teacher, and from whom, I would imagine he learned a few nifty new angles. But sadly, she contracted serious cancer. One day he got up, went to his critically ill wife in hospital and forced her to sign divorce papers. Meanwhile the next Mrs. Gingrich (Marianne Ginther) was at home in Wife One's bed, having spent the night therein shagging Gingrich. According to L.H. Carter, his campaign treasurer, Gingrich said of Battley: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer"

Sheer class.

But Wife Two didn't look after her health. Big mistake. Newt likes his wives to be brimming with health. Despite his enthusiasm for Christian Marriage, he never seemed to have got to the 'for better or worse' bit, and when Marianne got multiple sclerosis she was ditched by this noxious repellant creep. But not before he had milked some publicity out of it by performing his Caring Husband routine for the benefit of the assembled MSM presstitutes. And there was yet another factor that hastened her demise. For the future Speaker of the House of Representatives was in the saddle yet again, this time with a young lady who was, ahem, working under him on one of his campaigns at the time. Callista Bisek was also nearly a quarter of a century younger than him (still is).

Apparently he was caught in flagrante delicto with Callista on top of his office desk by a another campaign worker. Callista seems to possess Newt's moral flexibility for she professes to be a 'devout Roman Catholic'. I see, a devout Catholic shagging a married man on his office desk while his wife suffered at home with MS. In any event, she's so devout that Newt has now decided to 'convert' to Catholicism. Isn't that something? What was the Damascene spur? Was it at a moment of climax as he called out the Holy Name? Who knows? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Or maybe he's negotiating with the Pope for some high-value indulgences in exchange for who knows what? He could do with them.

Now you must understand that while all of this was going on Newt was leading the campaign in the House against Bill Clinton for his 'immoral' behavior. While simultaneously presiding over the passage of the Defense of Marriage Act. But he has taken, in fairness, firm and principled on several issues, such as the fate of Freddie Mac and Fannie May and House healthcare initiatives. He was so principled that it took him tens of millions of dollars to switch his support to the opposite side. Newt in fairness doesn't give up his principles cheaply.

The scale, depth and sheer brazenness of his corruption were so bad that even the House of Representatives, that bought and paid for den of thieves and charlatans, could no longer stomach it and fined him $300,000, the first time in the House's 200-year history it had discipline­d a Speaker for ethical wrongdoing­.. Nice one, Newt! And this despite the fact that as Speaker of the House he had appointed the ethics committee.


Newt also likes wars, especially those being pushed by the Israelis, and is now a passionate advocate for attacking Iran. Of course, like all the rest of the chicken hawks, his passion for wars doesn't extend to his actually taking part in them. But you kinda guessed that, didn't you? He enthusiastically supported the Vietnam adventure but dodged the draft by marrying his teacher and deploying a range of other dodges. Still, he was a great supporter of 'our brave troops' and doubtless wept copious tears as the body bags landed by the tens of thousands.


But ironically, this high-minded patriotism was his undoing. Listen to Newt "I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them because I worked too hard". Why? "Because I felt passionately ... about this country." Poor guy, he was wrapped so tight in the flag, it must have cut off the air supply to his head. So now we know that all the adultery, corruption, about-faces and multiple marriages occurred because he worked so hard for the America he loves so much! So can you imagine what he'll be like if he has to handle a Presidential workload? Well Callista will be for the chop, that's for sure. Meanwhile she'd better stay real close to her doctor. Have even the mildest sniffle checked out.

And talking of Presidential workloads I see that Gingrich is now leading the Republican field. As I asked in a recent post, can it be an accident that the American political system (especially the Republicans) throws up (appropriate that!) such a vile, degenerate, noxious, repulsive, ignorant and incoherent selection of candidates? Is the political system so debased that a country that has lead the world in almost every arena for the last century cannot do better? Or does it mean that the real wielders of power arrange things so that they have vulnerable bought-and-paid-for sock puppets in the White House at all times? Or more specifically that they want to ensure Four More Years for Barry by putting up an unelectable Repub candidate?

I don't know, but either way the stench is sickening

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Posted by SAVANT at 15:35 27 comments

Labels: USA
Wednesday, 30 November 2011

More on the unspeakable MSM

I've pinched this from Uncle Nasty who in turn pinched it from the Covington site.

All you need to know about the MSM in one post.

Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the media found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years? And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!

Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a wedge from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade. Not only that, they know which wedge.

And, each and every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's plans for divorce, as well as the dates and tournaments in which he will play.

Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for three years, yet this very same media:

·Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;

·Or find any of Obama's high school or college classmates;

·Or locate any of his college papers or grades;

·Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;

·Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;

·Or even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism.

They just can't seem to uncover any of this. Yet there are still some idiots out there who actually believe what the media tells them.

 :think:
Posted by SAVANT at 13:11 112 comments
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Monday, 28 November 2011

At last The 1938 Show

Those of you of a certain vintage will remember a sixties comedy called 'At Last The 1948 Show'. Those of you of a much older vintage – are there any of you out there? – will remember the Stalin show trials of 1938. These were characterised by guilt-ridden defendants piteously confessing to a whole series of utterly implausible crimes, and begging to be severely punished for them. I could never figure out why they did this, as the net result was execution whether they pleaded guilty or not.

I was reminded of this with the latest developments from the ex Mayor Scully saga. As was shown in this post, the guy was, within days of saying he found black Africans aggressive and bad mannered, hounded out of office and complained to the police. He now faces the very real prospect of a criminal conviction, with all that that entails in terms of travelling abroad and eligibility for a range of statutory positions.

Will we ever see a victim of the peecee Thought Police stand up and tell his detractors to take a flying fuck? Ok, easier said than done, but Scully's surrender was simply stomach-churning in its grovelling obsequiousness. His apology to the black cultural enrichers was 'total', 'unreserved' and 'totally retracted'. The Irish Slimes, in a gloating article, notes approvingly that "pausing for long moments, choking on words, eyes brimming he admits that he physically retched due to the pressure. He shudders and begs imploringly 'please believe me, I am not a racist'. He continues haltingly, tears trickling down his face....... Scully is in a lonely, frightening and confusing place."

And of course the cultural enrichers and their Immigration Industry representatives have got into the act big time. They want Scully expelled from the Council itself, thereby depriving him of his actual livelihood. This from people who ceaselessly lecture us on the need for tolerance. And a special group of Africans has been set up to capitalise on the event – well officially because they now walk in fear over the Mayor's comments. I'll bet Lagos must feel sooooo safe by comparison. And, building on the legendary and exemplary democratic polity of Nigeria they want him to be expelled from his political party, Fine Gael. 'There can be no place in Irish political parties for racists'. Well, if you say so Mr. Asylum Tourist, who are we mere Irish who've been here for 4,000 years to argue?

And this brings me to the main point of this post. Namely, that 1938-style confessions get you nowhere. In fact the vultures smell cowardice and pile in on the ravaged carcass with even greater venom. Will we ever – ever – see the day when somebody will fight back and tell them to shove it? Easy for me to say, I suppose, especially given our draconian 'hate speech' legislation. There is one consolation is that between 80% and 90% of emails and radio call-ins were supportive of Scully. In one show the presenter was unable to read out any comments because any one of them could have landed him in jail and the station in dire financial trouble!

That again is why the old Leninist dictum 'worse is better' applies now more than ever. The worse our economies get the more desperate and angry people will become. And the more likely a massive popular revolt against the oppression will arise.

Sad and regrettable, but that is what it will take.
Posted by SAVANT at 15:32 90 comments

http://irishsavant.blogspot.com/?zx=7f3cd7033553be85
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

CrackSmokeRepublican

Newt looks... is a Kosher Puppet:
[youtube:2kn8c9lg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWKTOCP45zY[/youtube]2kn8c9lg]
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

Christopher Marlowe

And, as their wealth increaseth, so inclose
    Infinite riches in a little room

CrackSmokeRepublican

This guy is an absolute J-Whore... Republicans are going all out for the Israeli-US J-Tribe vote...

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Palestinians are an invented people, says Newt Gingrich   <:^0

Republican frontrunner says Israelis have a right to their modern-day homeland but implies Palestinians do not.   (He needs "J-Cash" so he's going down...  <$>  )
    Associated Press
    guardian.co.uk, Friday 9 December 2011 21.30 EST
    Article history

Newt Gingrich declares the Palestinians an 'invented' people.

The US Republican presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich has declared that the Palestinians are an "invented" people who want to destroy Israel.

The Jewish Channel, a cable TV station, posted online its interview with the former US House speaker, who has risen to the top of Republican nomination candidates to challenge Democratic President Barack Obama in the November 2012 election.

Gingrich differed from official US policy that respects the Palestinians as a people deserving of their own state based on negotiations with Israel. "Remember, there was no Palestine as a state. It was part of the Ottoman Empire" until the early 20th century, Gingrich said.

"I think that we've had an invented Palestinian people who are in fact Arabs and who were historically part of the Arab community. And they had a chance to go many places, and for a variety of political reasons we have sustained this war against Israel now since the 1940s, and it's tragic," he said.

Most historians mark the start of Palestinian Arab nationalist sentiment as 1834, when Arab residents of the Palestinian region revolted against Ottoman rule.

Modern-day Israel, founded amid the 1948 Arab-Israel war, took shape along the lines of a 1947 UN plan for ethnic partition of the then-British ruled territory of Palestine. Arabs rejected the division.

Gingrich and other Republican candidates are seeking to attract Jewish support by vowing to bolster US ties with Israel if elected.

Gingrich said the Hamas militant group, which controls the Gaza Strip, and the the governing Palestinian Authority, which controls the West Bank, represented "an enormous desire to destroy Israel".

The US government has sought to encourage the Palestinian Authority to negotiate with Israel but regards Hamas as a terrorist group.

The Palestinian Authority president, Mahmoud Abbas, opposes violence against Israel as a means to secure an independent state, pinning his hopes first on negotiations and more recently on a unilateral bid for statehood via the United Nations.

Gingrich said he would be willing to consider granting clemency to Jonathan Jay Pollard, who has been serving life since 1987 for passing US secrets to Israel. Successive US presidents have refused Israel's requests to free him.

"If we can get to a point where I'm satisfied that there's no national security threat, and if he's in fact served within the range of people who've had a similar problem, then I'd be inclined to consider clemency," Gingrich said.

Gingrich sharply criticised the Obama administration's approach to Middle East diplomacy, saying it was "so out of touch with reality that it would be like taking your child to the zoo and explaining that a lion was a bunny rabbit".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/de ... t-gingrich


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Republicans Seeking Jewish Support Say Obama Undermines Israel Security
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By Lisa Lerer - Dec 8, 2011 12:21 PM ET  <:^0

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President Barack Obama's policies toward Israel are under attack from Republican presidential candidates, who accuse him of undermining security in the Middle East. Photographer: Roger L. Wollenberg/Pool via Bloomberg

President Barack Obama's policies toward Israel are under attack from Republican presidential candidates, who accuse him of undermining security in the Middle East and pursuing an "appeasement" policy.

Addressing a Republican Jewish group in Washington yesterday, the candidates said Obama has coddled Iran, emboldened terrorist groups and bestowed more sympathy on Palestinians than Israelis.

"This one-sided, continuing pressure that says it's always the Israelis' fault no matter how bad the other side is has got to stop," said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, whose support in the polls is surging.

Obama had a terse response today when asked at a White House news conference about the appeasement charge. "Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22 out of 30 top al Qaeda leaders who've been taken off the field whether I engage in appeasement," he said, referring to U.S. operations under his watch that included the killing of bin Laden in May.

Gingrich and five other Republican presidential candidates addressed the Republican Jewish Coalition at a daylong forum hosted by the group in Washington.
Jewish Voters

The Republican candidates have attempted to make Israel an issue in the 2012 campaign as they jockey for support of Jewish voters who traditionally have backed Democrats overwhelmingly. In speech after speech, candidates lambasted Obama's foreign policy and questioned his support for Israel.

Gingrich called for the overthrow of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, saying the U.S. should push for regime change in Iran and Syria. He vowed to move the U.S. embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, a sensitive topic in peace talks between Israelis and Palestinians. And, if elected, he promised to appoint John Bolton, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, as secretary of state, prompting wild applause from the standing- room-only audience.

His closest rival, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, told the several hundred activists that Ahmadinejad should be "indicted for the crime of incitement to genocide."

'Regime Change'

"Ultimately, regime change is what's going to be necessary" in Iran, Romney said, standing at a podium placed on a raised platform with a decal of the presidential seal.

Romney and Gingrich have called on Obama to fire the U.S. ambassador to Belgium, Howard Gutman, a Jew and the son of Holocaust survivors, after the diplomat said recently that some anti-Semitism stemmed from Israeli-Palestinian tensions.

Republican hopeful Jon Huntsman Jr., a former ambassador to China under Obama, said the comments reflected deeper anti- Israel attitudes within the Obama administration.

"These aren't speeches that are cooked up at the local level and at the embassy," Huntsman said. "They go high up within the State Department."

The White House and its Democratic allies moved quickly yesterday to parry the attacks.

Obama aides highlighted public support for the administration from Israeli leaders, pointing to positive comments from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak.
Military Aid

"We have raised U.S. military assistance to unprecedented levels, sending Israel the largest-ever security assistance funding in 2010," Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz told reporters on a conference call.

Bill Burton, a former Obama aide now leading independent fund-raising efforts for his re-election, accused Romney and Gingrich of continuing to "play politics with false attacks on the president."

"President Obama has consistently fought for a secure Israel and peace in the Middle East," he said in a statement.

With the election in mind, Democrats are also increasing their outreach campaign to Jewish voters. Obama aides plan private briefings today on a range of topics followed by a Hanukkah party at the White House for Jewish leaders. Next week, Obama plans to address several thousand North American Jews at an annual conference of the Union of Reform Judaism.
2008 Results

Obama won election in 2008 with 78 percent support from Jewish voters, according to national exit polls.

The Republican goal is to win increased support from Jewish Democrats and independents to help the party carry swing states, including Florida.

According to the National Jewish Democratic Council, a 10 percent decline in Jewish support for the party could shift the vote by 98,000 in Florida, 35,000 in Pennsylvania, 18,000 in Ohio and 8,500 in Nevada, states targeted as battlegrounds in the 2012 presidential election.

At a fundraiser in New York on Nov. 30, Obama called Israel one of the most important allies of the U.S.

"I try not to pat myself too much on the back, but this administration has done more in terms of the security of the state of Israel than any previous administration," Obama said at the home of Jack Rosen, chairman of the American Jewish Congress and a member of the executive committee of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

At yesterday's forum, Republicans questioned Obama's assertion. Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum compared Obama's policies in the Middle East to actions taken by England before World War II to try to avert the conflict.
'Nothing But Appeasement'

"For every thug and hooligan, for every radical Islamist, he has had nothing but appeasement," said Santorum.

Romney also accused Obama of adopting "a course of appeasement" that has weakened the U.S. military and caused the nation to shirk commitments to allies and aid enemies.

If elected, Romney vowed to make a visit to Israel his first foreign trip.

"I want the world to know that the bonds that exist between Israel and the United States are unshakeable," he said.

Romney called Obama "timid and weak" in responding to the threat of a nuclear-armed Iran, said he has insulted Netanyahu and his administration has proposed Israel adopt "indefensible borders."

"President Obama has immeasurably set back the prospect of peace in the Middle East," he said.

Texas Governor Rick Perry, working to undo damage caused by saying he would reduce Israeli foreign aid "to zero," pledged to increase all forms of "strategic, defensive aid" to the country.

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, an advocate of federal spending cuts, stressed the importance of American foreign aid. "Today more than ever, Israel requires the necessary aid that the United States gives," she said.

The coalition didn't invite Representative Ron Paul of Texas to the forum, citing his "misguided and extreme views." In candidate debates, Paul has argued that the U.S. should have less involvement in Israeli affairs and criticized foreign aid to the country.

To contact the reporters on this story: Lisa Lerer in Washington at  or msilva34@bloomberg.net

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-0 ... -vote.html
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan