Dieudonne's Apology to the Chosen People:

[Idaho Kid]

Dieudonne's Apology to the "Chosen People" - "I have no soul, I am just a beast, my words are just instinctive,* no conscience... I submit to your greatness, you, Chosen among all peoples.."

[Highlights. Asterisks indicate strongest applause and laughter)]

Forgive me,* forgive me, oh, Chosen People, forgive the poor animal that I am but I have no soul, I am just a beast, my words are just instinctive,* no conscience... I submit to your greatness, you, Chosen among all peoples, forgive me!* 9bows his head). Forgive the beast.

Thank you for sparing my life. Ok (makes a quick quenelle gesture).*

It's tough, I know it is tough. People see me in the streets of Paris and complain about how tough it is. They call me and say "Guide us to the Light," but that's not in my power.* At the airport a woman grabbed me by the sleeve, saying, "Dieudonnée, it's tough.. We vote but nothing happens, nothing changes." I said "Madame, please let me go, I know it's tough but there is nothing I can do."

I have decided to change my image completely.* From now on I will submit. Music please! (does a few dance motions). I am under surveillance, they threw down the hole. I have learned my lesson. If I behave at 80 they'll give me the  Légion d'honneur  as they did to Henri Salvador.. You have to complain properly (makes a sobbing face): "Four thousand years of suffering!"*

I had a great career in show biz. I screwed up. They left me for dead. So in an interview to be broadcast in Israel I played dead (collapses in a chair to demonstrate). Looked like  a larva

Yes, I messed up. Wrong  jokes can get you a death sentence. This is what an OK joke should be: (feigns a fart). That is OK*.

(Looks over his shoulder, left and right, then behind him): Ah, but here when they come for you they don't come from behind. No, I'm not afraid. What? Yes, Israel is the #2 weapons trader in the world, I know. And I, have become, all by myself the Axis of Evil.*

Mine is the Dreyfuss affair: Dieudonnée Dreyfuss,* no, don't laugh, we are related. His real name was M'Dreyfuss with an apostrophe. Yes, sure, I know, his mother was Jewish but what about his father? His father had a very close friend who was from Cameroon, you know?*

from http://www.boldfacenews.com/apologies-chosen-people/

[Ognir]

How old is that video? 9 years?

[yankeedoodle]

If so, he's been brilliant for a long time.  Brilliant then, and still brilliant.  No wonder they fear him.

[LordLindsey]

HOLY SHIT!

Nothing more needs to be said, does it?

Lindsey