Yahoo!! Meet President Kushner!!

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Yahoo!, Yahoo! offers up today the if-you-can-read-between-the-lines MSM announcement that our real President is President Kushner in this report introduced as "Stories to watch: All-in-the-family government."
https://www.yahoo.com/news/stories-to-watch-all-in-the-family-government-115809329.html

Nearly the entire Trump family - ages unknown - are discussed, as is son-in-law Kushner, aged 35, don't you know.  His age doesn't represent any personal achievement or qualification,...oops, except that being 35 only qualifies you for one thing in the whole entire world, and that is to be constitutionally the President of the United States. 

Front and center among Trump's incoming staff was Jared Kushner, the New York businessman's 35-year-old son-in-law who was said by many to have been the true manager of Trump's insurgent campaign for the presidency.
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Kushner, who will not take a salary, is expected to have a wide-ranging portfolio in his father-in-law's administration, perhaps the most important being someone who has Trump's ear on virtually every issue.

But, relax, America, he's not getting paid, so you're getting a REAL bargain.  For nothing - isn't that WONDERFUL! - Israhell-firster Kushner will be telling our "Make America Great Again" - LOL!!! - "President" what he should - read that "must" - know on every issue. 

So, go back to sleep, America.  Relax.  He's 35, so he's kosher - very KOSHER - according to the US Constitution, to be "our" Israhell-firster President.