jewish lightning in the "anti-semitic" electronic age

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In olden days, arson was used to collect on fire insurance policies, which was affectionately called "jewish lightning."  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jewish%20Lightning

The problems with "jewish lightning" are that 1) lightning only happens in the summer time, which limits opportunities, and 2) the damned insurance companies are so slow in paying, with their damned paperwork and inspectors and policy limitation, not to mention those damned premiums.

So, in the modern electronic age, with the electronic media bombarding us with reports of every-increasing "anti-semitism," the jews have updated and modernized the "jewish lightning" scam, as shown in the following RT article.

What do you see here in this picture?  A smashed monument and a smashed sink.  Doesn't that monument - to a "prominent" rabbi - seem a bit small, and, doesn't that sink look quite old?

https://twitter.com/UniRabbi/status/1094308357316464641

What better way to solve these deficiencies than to have an "anti-semitic" "Nazi" "lightning attack" that destroys things the jews want to improve and modernize, without damaging things that they don't want damaged.  After all, fire is very indescriminate in the damage that it does, isn't it? 

And, just look, didn't the Nazi SS use a lightning bolt insignia?  Ain't that clever how that worked out? 

What do SS lightning bolts mean?   https://www.quora.com/What-do-SS-lightning-bolts-mean

So, you see, an "anti-semitic" attack by "lightning bolt" "SS Nazis" is much better than natural lightning, isn't it?

And, who needs an insurance policy with some damned unsympathetic insurance company, when you have 1) the sympathy of the world for the poor jew persecuted by "anti-semitism" and 2) crowd-funding, which, with almost lightning speed, sends you the money electronically.

So, in these modern days, an "SS lightning bolt" attack can get a jew all the money he or she wants, with lightning speed.

Here's a perfect example in this RT story.  Notice the speed with which a "crowdfunding page" was created, and the speed with which they are getting their money.  Already, they have 1/3 of what they want, and, surely, very soon they will have 100% of what they want, and, no doubt, nobody will blame them if they keep any extra money fools send them.

Thus, we can see that "jewish lightning" has gone electronic.

And, make sure to go to the link, and look at the picture at the top, taken by Rabbi Shmuli Brown.  Notice that he COPYRIGHTED the picture, which means that he wants to get paid when people use it. 

I mean, isn't it enough that we know about his suffering, without him getting paid for it?   

And, notice that the "anti-semites" stole the the CCTV system, so those "anti-semites" will never be caught, will they?  In old-fashioned "jewish lightning" it was important to not leave any fingerprints, but, with modern electronic "jewish lightning," it's important not to leave any cameras.   

And, finally, notice that the Greater Manchester Police Assistant Chief Constable is named Mabs Hussain.  So, the jews not only get their cemetery modernized, and get a lot of sympathy about "anti-semitism," and get all - and probably more - the money they request, but, they have a policeman named Hussain groveling.  Ain't that amazing? 
https://twitter.com/MabsHussainMBE/status/1094542109569413120/photo/1

Hate crime probe in UK after Jewish cemetery trashed & grave of important rabbi smashed (PHOTOS)
https://www.rt.com/uk/451218-cemetery-vandalism-manchester-hate-crime/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome

Vandals have targeted a Jewish cemetery in Manchester, England, smashing a rabbi's grave and causing tens of thousands of pounds worth of damage in what police have described as an "abhorrent act of hate."

The grave of a prominent rabbi was opened and dozens of headstones were damaged at the Phillips Park Jewish cemetery in Whitefield. Three of the chapels were damaged, with two stained-glass windows smashed and a number of sinks pulled from the walls during the incident, believed to have taken place sometime between Friday afternoon and early Saturday.

The cemetery's CCTV system was also stolen in what Greater Manchester Police said was a "clear attempt to cover their tracks."

Greater Manchester Police Assistant Chief Constable Mabs Hussain described the cemetery attack as "an abhorrent act of hate," adding that "all efforts will be made to arrest those responsible."

The damage is estimated to cost £30,000 to repair, according to a crowdfunding page which has already raised £10,00 to help address the extensive vandalism.

"I want to send a clear message that incidents of this nature will never be tolerated in our communities," Superintendent Paul Walker said, adding: "I would encourage anyone with any information to get in touch as soon as possible."