Strictly mathematical

Started by Ognir, April 28, 2008, 04:00:03 AM

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Ognir

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
Most zionists don't believe that God exists, but they do believe he promised them Palestine

- Ilan Pappe

arctic.warfare

Our English teacher showed us this a few months ago (Minus the ASSKISSING, and BULLSHIT). Within half a minute, we had mentally calculated the value of Procrastination - 184%, I believe.

But point being is yeah, even motivational propaganda can be turned on its head :P
"Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have." -Barry Goldwater - January 2, 1909 – May 29, 1998
"A government is the most dangerous threat to man\'s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims." -Ayn Rand - February 2 1905 – March 6, 1982