THE FINAL ECONOMIC SOLUTION – S.W.A.T. BONDS

[Ognir]

http://iamthewitness.com/news/2009.06.2 ... BONDS.html

For Immediate Release – APF, Rueturs, Blumburg, Hustler
24/06/2009

 

At an upbeat press conference today economic holy man T.Geithner outlaid his new plans to save the Fed, the US$ and the entire US economy. At the core of this plan, aptly named the Messianic Utopian Payments Plan for Economic Turnaround (or MUPPET for short) lays a startling new concept in central banking finance: Geithner plans to turn all the current US economic woes away by simply eliminating all outstanding US debts, both public and private.

New Financial Product

A new financial derivative has been specially developed to finance this innovative and exciting MUPPET approach, called the Social, Welfare and Action Treasury government certificate, or S.W.A.T. bond. "Although the media spin has hyped this approach as revolutionary, this is nothing really a new in financial engineering and derivatives", explains Geithner, "in fact many of the principles of this latest financial product are as old as the hills".

How It All Works

"The first step will be to print out US$900 Trillion of SWAT bonds, each bond having a face value of US$1m" said Geithner, "and then the entire US population every man, woman, hermaphrodite and child will be legally required to take possession of 3 bonds each". "In practical terms, and to save money, no paperwork will actually be produced, the Fed will just allocate US$3 million of debt to every US citizen using its computer systems" he continued.

Reverse Callable and Irredeemable

"And now we come to the first two special features of the SWAT bonds", added Geithner, "One, these bonds are 'reverse callable' meaning that the issuer, the Fed, rather than the bondholder (the US population) can make calls for cash at any time and for any amount, until such time as the bond is fully paid up". At this point a clearly beaming Geithner said, "Two, the Fed will be able to balance its books by making these bonds irredeemable, so the Fed will never have to pay anything back, ever".

Not A Loan, A Gift

"For the first time ever the Fed will not have to borrow its way out of a debt chasm" a grinning Geithner said, "since the structure of these derivatives is such that there is no loan involved, technically and legally these bonds represent a non-tax deductable gift to the Fed. They're marvellous", gloated Geithner.

Quick On The Draw

"We have already devised ways and means of drawing cash out of the SWAT bonds from the bondholders, so that we can pay off the current debt mountain" Geithner stated, as he put on a pair of black leather gloves. "We have appointed a fund management company to handle the cash collections; the newly formed finance arm of the Blackwater Group called Scrotum, Pliers and Squeeze Handling Services." At this point Mr. Geithner's left hand appeared to move of its own accord and he had a great deal of difficulty bringing it under restraint with his right.

Ratchet Tactics

"After a bondholder has been placed on notice of a funds requirement, they will have 24 hours to pony up", said a visibly drooling Geithner, "after which a ratchet system of collection, called Wide Ranging Extortion Network of Clenched Hooks, or WRENCH, will be deployed by specially trained Blackwater financial collection agents." "Yes, yes" he added, "we will send Blackwater to wrench the money off you" and at this point Mr Geithner appeared to lose both his balance and voice, but an overview of WRENCH was given by an aide from a handout.

Wrenching Cash

Stage 1 – on expiry of 24-hour notice a Blackwater financial consultant will be knocking on your front door within 30 minutes, giving a final option for 'easy' payments

Stage 2 – failure to take up the easy payment option will escalate to a minor tasering, after which the consultant will undertake an expert appraisal of household items making a list up to the value of the outstanding required gift

Stage 3 – in the event that the household contents fail to meet the gift sum, then a mild tranquiliser will be applied to all members of the household whilst the consultant calls for assistance

Stage 4 – the arrival of WRENCH assistance will result in anything and everything that is not nailed down being removed for sale at auction without reserve

Stage 5 – in the highly probable event that the sum generated from a person's entire worldly possessions do not cover a SWAT bond call, then a team of Blackwater WRENCH specialists will arrive at their home, down a rope from a helicopter, and the consultants will gently persuade the homeowner to sign over the title to the property. This will be followed by an instant eviction, carried out by the Blackwater team

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Oh this is nothing new actually. It's old proven tactics as described in
this book called "The Great Red Dragon", where  they didn't have to go
as far as Rafeeq described, because back then, plenty of wealthy
people with collectables were still around :

First I thought is was a careful written deception by one
of the Rothschild writers (e.g. Russian KGB filth) to 'explain'
why these red dragons are squaring off the City of London,
but i must admit that there are some quite interesting sections,
here's one on page 13 :

   "  It had been from the first the best investment of capital
    to be found in the British Islands. Its stock was eagerly
    taken by all who had the means. The mercantile class
    took as much stock as they could afford ; but, as we know,
    merchants usually have little more capital than they need
    for their regular business. The British Landed Aristocracy
    had large incomes from their estates ; and being under
    a necessity of seeking the best investments, in order to
    portion their younger children, they made large investments
    in the East India Company. But the great Capitalists
    of that age were the Jews. They were the money
    holders. They subscribed largely to the stock ; and as, in
    each generation, the stock of the Aristocracy was sold to
    portion younger children, the Jews, always economical,
    always full of money, and always in search of the best
    investments, bought the stock thrown upon the market.
    Thus it came to pass that the greater part of the stock of
    the East India Company, and of the other companies
    afterwards organized out of the dividends of that great
    company, fell into the hands of the Jews. The Jews became
    the great Money Kings of the world.
      Under the impulse of Jew exactions, the career of the
    East India Company in India was a continued series of
    trickery, wrong, exaction, theft, robbery and murder. "


"The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48"
Exaction Ex*ac"tion, n. L. exactio: cf. F. exaction.
   1. The act of demanding with authority, and compelling to pay
      or yield; compulsion to give or furnish; a levying by
      force; a driving to compliance; as, the exaction to
      tribute or of obedience; hence, extortion.
      1913 Webster

            Take away your exactions from my people. --Ezek.
                                                  xlv. 9.
      1913 Webster

            Daily new exactions are devised.      --Shak.
      1913 Webster

            Illegal exactions of sheriffs and officials.
                                                  --Bancroft.
      1913 Webster

   2. That which is exacted; a severe tribute; a fee, reward, or
      contribution, demanded or levied with severity or
      injustice. --Daniel.
      1913 Webster
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And this, i.e. exactions, is what i happening right now on a grand
scale both in Western Europe and America. This is what has to stop
right now. To my understanding a purported IRS official has been
ringing my doorbel for over 10 years, carrying away thousands
of EURO's in my case. Today they have changed operations into
incasso bureaus and presumable have official law enforcement to
openup your frontdoor by force, if not at home.

Here's a genuine copy of

Great red dragon
   or London money power.
   by L. B. Woolfolk
   Published in 1890, George E. Stevens (Cincinnati)
http://openlibrary.org/b/OL14010345M/Great-red-dragon
http://www.archive.org/download/greatre ... 00wool.pdf
http://crashrecovery.org/woolfolk/great ... 00wool.pdf
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which also contains Part III, The Remedy, which others websites tend to
leave out. It is a semi-facsimile copy of a genuine first print edition
including Library stamps and numbers from UC Southern Regional Library
Faculty, part of the University of California at Los Angelos Library.

Best Regards,

Robert
PS. Here in Holland our current Minister of Finance, a Socialist
      from the Dutch Labor Party (PvdA) goes by the name of Wouter
      Bos. A couple of months ago i almost got a heart attack as
      a official notice from a cash collectors firm (incasso) arrived
      at my doormat : The collectors company name : Bos Incasso B.V.
      Well that's how far Socialist Family names in Holland meetup
      with their public reputation.
--
Robert M. Stockmann - RHCE
Network Engineer - UNIX/Linux Specialist
crashrecovery.org  mailto:stock@stokkie.net">stock@stokkie.net

[Chargeemquick]

Ha,ha.I got a few paragraphs in as well with eyes popping out of my head at every sentence!
Excellent propaganda.My compliments to the chef(s).

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

Ha! Thanks it!  

I kind of thought that "F.A.R.T." bonds might float around in Asia until they made everybody sick -- "Federal ResArve Treasuries"