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ISRAEL

I cannot stand Israel. Not the country. Not the people. Just the whole Jewish American youth's idea of Israel. You may not know what I am talking about so let me explain. Jewish suburban kids love Israel. They totally think that it's their destiny to visit Israel and have an amazing time. So they go off to Israel with their ripped khaki shorts, leather sandals, Dave Matthews Band shirts, and hemp necklaces in groups and come back like a bunch of brainwashed freaks. Now don't get me wrong. I am sure that Israel is a really lovely place with many great sites and it's terrific that my people have their own homeland... but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! The kids that visit come back so obnoxious. All they will talk about is "Oh Israel this, Israel that, Israel this other thing! I can't wait to go back..." Say goodbye to your friend that went to Israel - he is now a total nutcase.

Introduction
Posted by admin | June 27, 2008.

Hello, my name is David.

To answer your question. Yes, I am a Jew. You may have heard people refer to me and my kind as Kikes, Heebs, Yids, and my own personal favorite, Red Sea Pedestrians.
Jewish Bastard

I am the sexiest Kike ever!

However, I may also be the world's worst Jew. I honestly don't know shit about my own religion and what I do know I find to be rather ridiculous. I do happen to be circumcised and when I was fourteen years old I had a Bar Mitzvah, but didn't really care about it. For all you gentiles out there, during the service of the Bar Mitzvah (the boring part), the Bar Mitzvah-ee has to sing from a portion of the Torah. Yes, sing! You need to sing it like an actual song. I forget what my portion was about, but who really cares. The point is that I was supposed to study my portion so that I could sing it. Did I study? Fuck No! I didn't even take a single look at the damn thing. I had all these sessions with the cantor (the guy who sings prayers during the service) and I was so awful that he totally gave up on me. He said that I could just read my portion directly out of the Torah as long as I kept studying.

I never studied. I hardly even studied for regular school so it would be a cold day in hell before I would ever study for Hebrew School. I just didn't care. So obviously when I had to read from the Torah on the day of my Bar Mitzvah, I was totally fucked. The thing was total gibberish. There I was standing in front of family and friends and I did not have a single clue what to do. The strange thing was that I was not the least bit nervous because the rabbi kept whispering the words into my ear. I basically just repeated what the rabbi said. This was kind of like a major league baseball player using a tee during the World Series, but somehow I made it through. After I was done, the rabbi took me aside and dished out the only line of advice that a wise rabbi could give. She said, "Okay, you really did not do that good of a job."

This is what I know about Israel:

- There is lots of sand.
- The people there speak Hebrew.
- Once in a while some Palestinian terrorist will blow himself up in a crowded mall.
- Really shitty trance music is popular there.
- Any Israeli soldier could kill you using only a drinking straw.
- It's fucking hot.

And know what else? Most Israelis are not that religious. They also think that American kids who are transformed into Israel lovers when they visit are complete morons. Just think about it, locals here in New York think that tourists always get in the way, so Israelis must think the exact same thing about their own tourists. So I am really doing them a favor by not visiting. Do you think that they want dumb Americans hanging around? I wouldn't.

When I mention my anti-visit Israel stance to my fellow Jews, they always get mad. When they keep babbling on and on about Israel and ask me if I ever went or want to go. When I say "no", they just cannot accept it.

IDIOT: "Do you ever want to go to Israel?"

ME: "No, I do not."

IDIOT: "Why not?"

ME: "Because I don't want to."

IDIOT: "What do you mean that you don't want to go? Every Jew should go!"

ME: "Why?"

IDIOT: "Because it's your homeland."

ME: "No, America is my homeland."

IDIOT: "No, its not! Israel is every Jew's homeland! How could you talk about your homeland like that?"

ME: "Ya know. Thanks to you, I vow to never step foot inside of Israel."

IDIOT: "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ?!?"

ME: "Dude, I don't hate it. It's like if someone asked me if I ever wanted to visit Mauritania. I'm sure Mauritania is a great place, but I really don't want to visit it."

IDIOT: "But it's the Jewish homeland!"

ME: "That doesn't mean that I have to go! I'm sure I will live a full and happy life without ever seeing Israel."

To these assholes, it's either that you love Israel and visit or you hate it and don't visit. There is no in between. You either must visit or you're a terrible Jew, they believe. Which brings me to the finale of this part, which is aimed at all the Israel-obsessed Americans: If you guys love Israel so much, THEN FUCKING MOVE THERE!!! If everything is so much better in Israel - the food, the people, the music, the weather, the jobs - move there! Shut your fucking mouths about how much better it is and buy a damn plane ticket to Tel Aviv AND DON'T COME BACK! You guys don't want America anymore? Then Fine. Then America does not want you either. Stop using our resources and facilities and leave, motherfuckers.

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Jewologist on October 22nd, 2009 6:16 pm

This show has the best anatomy of the jew mind with perfect insight by Mishko and Dietrich. Their observations compliment each other and paint a clear picture out of generations of confusion.

I used to struggle with why jews do what they do, until I discovered that jews are narcissists. That explains the childish element Mishko pointed out, amongst other great points by both hosts.

Great show. You would be amazed at how many people you've awoken .
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A person with narcissistic personality disorder:

Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation

Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals

Has feelings of self-importance

Exaggerates achievements and talents

Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty,
intelligence, or ideal love

Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment

Requires constant attention and admiration

Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy

Has obsessive self-interest

Pursues mainly selfish goals

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Funny, when Jews in israel import sex slaves from the middle east, jew police do nothing whatsoever.