Secrets of the Code

[holyland]

Cracking the code.  I know we can do this eventually, but it is tough.  Cracking the code.  Turning it over and unraveling the final secrets of the conspiracy.  It won't be easy, but when we do, then what.  We don't have the code, and  that's the problem.

This week my computer got the flu.  I think it was the swine flu.  So I took it downtown for a swine flu shot.  The swine flu shot contains among other toxins, the metal, mercury.  Mercury, being the ancient god of communications, I figured was exactly what the doctor ordered for my poor sick ailing Sony Vaio.  But it wasn't.  I guess I just haven't cracked the code.  

My poor little one and 1/2 pound Sony laptop has been taking on the big boys, like Amazon.  They got my book, but I haven't seen a dime.  Then there is Google.  Google, the one based in Herziliya, Israel came after my poor little Sony blasting it with viruses and Trojans in a targeted assassination attempt that just about brought her down.  That's right, Google big bad Google from Herziliya,  command central of the new thought police of the electronic cage in  which we all seem to be spending a lot more time.

Well, I couldn't defeat Google.  I couldn't crack the code, but my poor Sony is still limping along, still churning out those files, and still passing on that information.  She's still trying really hard to alert other Sony's and Epsons and  personal computers out there in cyberspace.  Still, we don't know how many have been contacted.

Cracking the code requires knowing your own code.  Indeed, to enter cyberspace, one needs a code.  What's yours?  Are you a born-again Christian Zionist desperate to get into heaven, and pushing for Israel all the way, because that's the 1st step to the Pearly Gates?  Or, or are you a left-leaning, tree hugging, indigenous lovin' big fat mama of the earth?  Is that your code?  Or maybe you are a Pa-Tree-Ot out to save America from the nefarious Nazi's and German death cults that are here to destroy the nation by destroying the Constitution, and everything it stands for.  Is that your code?  And or maybe you're a hard working, pot-bellied, pot smokin', blue-collar bubba who's just bored and knows it ain't getting any better.  Is that your code?  Or maybe you're a yuppie puppy all alone and lost in the world without daddy's trust fund.

Well, whatever it is, you better get your code so you can plug in, and scroll down and find your perfect date and have a multiple orgasm and, with any luck at all, make a bundle on the market that's going up up up as everyone else seems to be going down down down.  Oh well, some of us are going to get rich this time around.

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell made the remark that it is not anti-Semitic to criticize the policies of the State of Israel.  And so we have been told that it is acceptable according to the social code to engage in some "limited and reasonable criticism" of the State of Israel.  But there is a proviso, of course.  And that is that your criticism cannot pass the limitations set by the Global Antisemitism law passed by the U.S. Congress, for the globe evidently.  And if you do violate the limitations set by the code, which we haven't cracked yet, it will be decided by the authorities that you are an anti-semitic, conspiracy theory fringe lunatic.  And whatever your code, you don't want to be listed as one of those.

I'm going to ask what all our the reasonable standards to which we should subscribe when discussing the state of Israel and its Jewish supporters in the United States and around the world?

Would it be acceptable to mention that the present and last president of the Federal Reserve, Bernanke and and Greenspan are both Jewish and Zionist and that the five governors of the bank are as well?  And would it be out of line to mention that both Wolfensohn and and his successor at the World Bank are both Jewish?  And would that be considered breaking the code of a decent civilized behavior?  

Now would it be in poor taste to point down the Jews have passed as members of Al Qaeda on the Internet?  Or that a Jew named Frank Collins was heading up the American Nazi party at one point,  would that be out of line?  

And if I were to point out that Nozette, the latest of a long list of Israeli spies working in the American military and its government was just that -the latest of a long list, would that be violating the standards of good taste?  

Now, how about if I told you that Jews owned 96% of the press conglomerates on the planet, would I be sent to the FEMA camps?  Now I know, the Jews themselves have celebrated their control over Hollywood, but do I, a mere shiksa dare mention such a thing?  

Would it be anti-Semitic to point out that 43 members of Obama's Cabinet are Jewish, and that you could find the names on the Internet?  Would I have completely shattered the social code?  

Supposing that I let you know that the Columbine killers were not American Protestants, but Jewish, and they talked on tape about killing those Christians, would I be simply beyond the pale?  And if I then pointed out that Michael Moore neglected to point out this fact in his movie on Columbine, should I start packing up some wool socks for cold nights at the FEMA camps?

Now what if I told you that the president of Virginia Tech at the time of the student shooting was Jewish.  And not only that, but that he did not call the police stop this rampage, would I have passed the bounds of civilized behavior?  

Please bear with me as I asked these questions, because I really do want to understand what the code allows and what it does not, because evidentially misunderstanding this code can have grave repercussions, and deadly consequences, quite literally.

What do you think might happen if someone said that the Mossad advises police departments in some 20 American states on terrorism, and that many take trips to Israel to be trained by the Mossad.  Do you think they might be receiving training to deal with Homegrown Terrorists as described in the Homegrown Terrorist  Act of?  

And do you know what behavior qualifies one to be labeled a Hometgrown Terrorist?

Grow your own at home?  In today's confusing times, grown your own.   And I do want to add at this juncture, that I feel that the Homegrown Terrorist is both better constructed, sturdier and more reliable than cheap imports.  More on that later.

And did you know, that an Israeli company provides security for American nuclear sites?  And if you didn't, do you think I should retract that statement in the interest of keeping the peace?  Now these are tricky, detailed questions, which I do think are so important. I want they fully understand the boundaries of good taste and abide by the code of acceptable social behavior.  

Would it be embarrassing for me to mention that in 1967, the Israeli Air Force attacked an American ship, the USS liberty, and killed 34 men and wounded 172 others?  Of course they made that by mistake.  Even though they kept making the same mistake for hours.  Just think ,if we had the Internet back then, we could have sent them a picture of the American flag.  Just like the one on the ship, and then they would've known what the American flag looked like.  Oh well.  Too late now

Do I dare mention that there are people in the government of the United States today who have been convicted of espionage for Israel in the past, such as Richard Perle, Stephen Brian, Elliott Abrams, Wolfowitz?

You know, it's tricky, this thing of cracking the code, because like any good code it's secret.  And since I just might be the enemy according to the code, maybe it's best that I never learn how to crack it.