Cannabis Cures Cancer - Testimony

[Christopher Marlowe]

For those of you who didn't understand, I studied this dialect for 3 years at Yale and I think I can translate.

Oh CrackSmoke, you done did it now folk...

Hi ho, chum. What are you up to now, you scoundrel?

Why you discouragin muhfuckas from bein on dat Mary Jane shit?

Cannabis has many curative properties. Don't be a crashing bore.

 

there be chro droughts everywhere and a nigga needs dat $$$.

My "nigga" is a little rusty here and it shows because the idiom renders two completely different meanings.  It is either:

"Can you believe it? We're in the middle of a drought, and the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A."

Or

"Procuring Boo has become quite the sticky wicket, but African Americans who are economically underprivileged will take huge risks for very little remuneration."

you lucky a nigga ain't even do drugs cause i'd be even mo  :evil:

I could be quite a fearsome chap if I wasn't on probation. Cute smiley face  

Nigga, I got niggas movin dat chro from birmingham, alabama to muhfuckin birmingham, UK (mgt2323232323... holla nigga, a nigga got dat lemon kush, yeah nigga, I got Jamaican cats ova in da LDN too)

As part of my probation, I am willing to act as an undercover narcotics agent for the federal government, with ties in the United Kingdom as well as Jamaica.

and all da rest of you extreme-left, anarchist, hippie-ass, rv-livin, squatin'-ass muhfuckas can holla.

There may be overcrowded prisons, but they can make more room for the right people, especially if they are stupid enough to purchase weed from strangers over the internet.

Ain't just dat chro nigga... I got niggas in da New Yiddy wid dat PCP nigga. got niggas in my hometown ATL wid dat muhfucking lean(yellow tuss), my niggas in da ohio wit da x(believe it or not!)... fuck it anywhere nigga, we be coast to coast, right up to alaska.

In for a penny, in for a pound.

PM me niggas... it's 2010 bitches, and i needs dat green, paysos and pounds(see i be universal, keepin it diverse for ma muhfuckin customers ) holla...

I'm really a white man with a badge.

[Anonymous]

I'm really a white man with a badge.

wait, wait, wait. hold up, hold up hold up.

is you think i be a whitey wit a badge? bitch i ain't DEA. bitch i ain't Task force. bitch i ain't Dem People.

i ain't even tryna prove shit to your ass though. But...

i could upload a pic of myself wit a sign sayin: "I be 'reeler' from TiU"

OR

i could upload a pic of all 12 INCHES of my SNAKE(it ain't even erect yet) that be in my lap right now (you know what i'm talkin bout, an ANACONDA - a condom of regular size definetaly aint fittin dat muhfucka!)...

But i wouldn't be so cruel, becuz i don't wanna upset you and make you jealous and sheeit.

nigga i could ask you who you be? you ain't da real Christopher Marlowe. you ain't write da jew of Malta bitch. you just a fuckin imposter wannabe. Sheeet.

[Christopher Marlowe]

is you think i be a whitey wit a badge?

Naw, bitch, I was jus fuckin' wit chu.

People be thinkin that you was a DEA wif dat badge cuz you be tryin so hard to show dat you be black online, and shit.  

But a brother might jus happen 2 be down with every mutherfuckin stereotype: gangs, rap, dealin dope, impossibly bad grammer, talkin about they dick. shit. The only stereotype you ain't mention is hair products and soul food.
I know you is a brother, juz keepin it reeealll.

nigga i could ask you who you be? you ain't da real Christopher Marlowe. you ain't write da jew of Malta bitch. you just a fuckin imposter wannabe. Sheeet.

You caught me. I thought I fooled everyone by impersonating a 450 year old Elizabethan poet. I'm actually an old Chinese man named Hop Sing. I have a thin, white beard and fu manchu mustache.
I have laundry service. Number one wife say: "No tickee, no washee."
Number one son have rickshaw. Number two son live in opium den.
I pretend to be Clistopher Malowe but you catch me. You too smart for me.

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

You too smart for me.

Isn't that "Smah't"... Christopher? Or am I mistaken?

[Christopher Marlowe]

tenkyu clacksmoke

[Christopher Marlowe]

I actually meant to respond to the ideas presented in this post, but then I got side-tracked and the post got hijacked.  
Sorry.

There are several key facts that make me believe cannabis is a highly useful medicine:

1. That there is an endocannabinoid system in the human body that "refers to a group of neuromodulatory lipids and their receptors that are involved in a variety of physiological processes including appetite, pain-sensation, mood, and memory." (Wikipedia)
2. That cannabis is non-toxic; that there has never been a human death due to cannabis poisoning.
3. That cannabis has been used as a medicine for thousands of years.
4. That scientific studies have shown that cannabis can CURE CANCER.
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While there will always be those advocates who push for legalization just because THEY WANT TO GET HIGH, that doesn't prove that cannabis is not useful.  People use practically EVERYTHING to get high; they have done this since the beginning of time and show no sign of stopping.

For example, look at the ephedra plant. That plant has been refined for centuries and used as treatment of asthma and bronchitis.  More recently we have seen pseudoephedrine in cold remedies.  Of course, once people discovered that ephedrine could be used to make speed, many of these cold remedies stopped using ephedra. BUT the usefulness of the ephedra plant is not disproven by its ability to make people high. Rather, it should be supposed that ANY medicine will likely make people high in some way.
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The Rick Simpson story, "Run From the Cure" is a very interesting view into Cannabis as a medicine. Although the evidence is by no means any sort of double-blind study, what is more telling is the form in which the cannabis is delivered. The THC is highly refined: from two pounds of cannabis buds into a small tube of paste. The patients then ingest a small amount of paste or apply it topically.

Oral Instructions From the phoenix tears site:

It takes the average person about 90 days to ingest the full 60 gram treatment. I suggest that people start with 3 doses per day about half the size of a grain of dry rice. A dose such as this would equal about ¼ of a drop. After four days at this dosage, increase your doses every four days until you are at the point where you are ingesting about 1 gram in 24 hours, so each dose should equal 1/3 of a gram.

It takes the average person about 5 weeks to get to the point where they can ingest a gram per day. Once they reach this dosage they can continue at this rate until the cancer disappears. A gram is just slightly less than 1ml.

By using this method it allows the body to build up its tolerance slowly, in fact, I have many reports from people who took the oil treatment and never got 'high'.

The topical application of hemp oil salves or balms helps to control or cure various skin conditions. Taken orally, the oil tends to seek out and destroy cancer cells in the body, but as with any drug, too much can cause side effects; most notable with hemp oil is drowsiness. Unlike opiates and their derivatives, hemp oil is not addictive.

I don't think anyone could argue that people smearing THC on their skin are trying to GET HIGH.

There is an interesting point in the video where Simpson talks about smoking cannabis. I'm paraphrasing, but he says that smoking THC doesn't cure anything, and that is most telling. If Simpson were simply a drug dealer, he would not talk down the effectiveness of smoking marijuana as a cure.

In California and many other states, it easy to get a prescription to smoke marijuana for the treatment of bad back, AIDS, hypertension or just about anything. But nowhere do I see hemp oil being offered as a cure to anything.

Why do we ALLOW the use of cannabis in the form that gets you high, but does NOT CURE; but disallow the form of cannabis that is less likely to get you high and possibly CURES many forms of disease and cancer that are said to be INCURABLE?  That is INSANE.

The obvious answer is that mass produced cannabis would be cheap and put many drug makers out of business.

If you do any research into the hemp plant, you will find that it is a most useful plant. It is certainly the most useful I have ever found. Hemp can be used for paper, food, building materials, plastics, clothing. And medicine. Off hand, I feel challenged to think of some purpose for which hemp would not be useful.  

But this most useful plant, which was harvested and milled by the founding fathers of this nation and upon which the Declaration of Independence was drafted, is illegal to grow today.  

That just goes to show you that while we may have found the cure to cancer, we will never find a cure for stupid.

[Anonymous]

Isn't that "Smah't"

Muhfucka, I ain't mossad. i ain't JTF. my weiner ain't circumcised.

Jokes aside folks. My Boa-Constrictor(not restricted to 11.9 inches in size) is so long, it would swing if the wind speed was high enough. So in a Windy city such as, say, Chicago - my Anaconda would be blowing, just like a whistle. Of course, I don't advocate being naked in a Midwestern city, at this time of year...But the point is: I be Strapped, even when I be naked!!

As I had suggested earlier, I could upload an image of my "Black Member", maybe use it as my avatar...of course this would be followed by a barrage of penis-envy PMs...

On the other hand, we could use it as a means of tapping into a female target audience that TiU is missing out on...just a suggestion...

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

Isn't that "Smah't"

Muhfucka, I ain't mossad. i ain't JTF.

Hey there reeler,

Watch out for this in the neighborhood...

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=9687

[joeblow]

Muhfucka, I ain't mossad. i ain't JTF. my weiner ain't circumcised.

Jokes aside folks. My Boa-Constrictor(not restricted to 11.9 inches in size) is so long, it would swing if the wind speed was high enough. So in a Windy city such as, say, Chicago - my Anaconda would be blowing, just like a whistle. Of course, I don't advocate being naked in a Midwestern city, at this time of year...But the point is: I be Strapped, even when I be naked!!

As I had suggested earlier, I could upload an image of my "Black Member", maybe use it as my avatar...of course this would be followed by a barrage of penis-envy PMs...

On the other hand, we could use it as a means of tapping into a female target audience that TiU is missing out on...just a suggestion...

This is a Research Forum and such language is not appropriate, you have received a second Warning.

[scorpio]

Somebody, please kick that moron Reeler out of here!!!
This guy is an idiot and makes this forum look like a joke.  :roll:

[Tomas O'Crohan]

I believe Mr. Marlowe's assessment is correct, "Reeler" is a white guy with a badge. Another possibility which is even worse is that he's an ashkenazi from ADL which means he's not even a white guy at all but is rather an asian pretending to be a hebrew. Either way, giving him the boot is the only appropriate course of action. By the way Mr. Marlowe, your "translations were hilarious.  :lol: