ROFLMAO-Little Sarko Bans Tall Bodyguards

[Rockclimber]

Is there anything they won't ban?  If it works against them-BAN IT   :roll:

This editorial is hiarious!  :lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... uards.html

Tall security agents have been discreetly advised not to apply for a job guarding Nicolas Sarkozy, police sources have claimed.

By Henry Samuel in Paris
Published: 2:23PM BST 07 Jun 2010


Nicolas Sarkozy, left, speaks with International Monetary Fund head Dominique Strauss Kahn with his security close behind him Photo: AFP

The vertically challenged French president is said to have banned statuesque bodyguards despite their added value of being able to spot potential attackers in a crowd.

A police source told Le Parisien that "there's no point recruiting supermen" as "large-sized" candidates stood little chance of being taken on.

The presidential guard, known by its acronym GSPR, has been beefed up from 50 to 80 men since 2002, when a mentally disturbed man managed to take a potshot at Jacques Chirac, Mr Sarkozy's predecessor, with his hunting rifle before being overpowered.

President Sarkozy is notoriously sensitive and secretive about his diminutive height of around 5ft 5 ins – making him shorter than Napoleon.

He has gone out of his way not to stand small on the world stage or when next to his 5ft 10 ins former model wife, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, who mostly wears flat pumps.

Besides wearing specially-designed stacked shoes, Mr Sarkozy has been caught standing on tiptoes in global leader group shots and stood on a box to remain shoulder to shoulder with Barack Obama, the US President, when the pair gave speeches to commemorate the Normandy landings last year.

But his most controversial move to date on the height front was when his aides bussed in a group of factory workers last September who claimed they had been picked to appear alongside the French leader because they were short.

The Elysée dismissed as "grotesque and absurd" reports that it had stage managed the visit to the Faurecia auto parts company in Normandy, despite the fact that staff confirmed they had been selected because they were "no bigger than the President".

But it only added fuel to the fire of satirists and cartoonists, who often depict Mr Sarkozy as a dwarf.

In April, the Elysée cried foul after a German car hire firm launched a poster campaign urging customers to rent a small Citroen C3 hatchback, with the slogan, "Be like Madame Bruni, take a small French model".

However, France's first couple chose not to press charges, reportedly for fear of boosting the firm's sales.

[Anonymous]

What people won't do for money..

Can't imagine who would want to protect this piece of crap, tall or short.

Wave slavery /Babylonian captivity  certainly works.

Z. Sniper