Onion: "Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures"

Started by MikeWB, August 05, 2010, 01:34:53 AM

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MikeWB

August 05, 2010, 01:34:53 AM
LOL... imagine the outcry if this video was released just a few years ago.

http://www.theonion.com/video/overcome- ... ook,17828/

"Relieve stress instantly by blaming all your financial strife on "The Grabbler" and social agonies on "The Blabbler!" With these helpful stress exercises you'll be on the fast-track to inner peace in no time."
1) No link? Select some text from the story, right click and search for it.
2) Link to TiU threads. Bring traffic here.

thirdeyewise

#1
August 05, 2010, 06:22:11 PM
THIS WEED IS TOO STRONG...There is no way that video appeared on national t.v. (or even a cable channel)
Is it only a web based video, even then.......WOW!

I know, "The Onion", but still....WOW!
One need not be a prophet to be aware of impending dangers. An accidental combination of experience and interest will often reveal events to one man under aspects which few see.

-F.A. Hayek

Christopher Marlowe

#2
August 05, 2010, 07:21:43 PM
Many a true word spoken in jest.
Someone has slaughtered the sacred cow. BBQ!

Will they post this on youtube? This should be recorded because I think it might disappear.
And, as their wealth increaseth, so inclose
    Infinite riches in a little room

pas

#3
August 05, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
Too funny!!
Thank's MikeWB.
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CrackSmokeRepublican

#4
August 05, 2010, 10:13:16 PM
:lol:   And it works too!

Awesome find Mike!  :up:
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

thirdeyewise

#5
August 05, 2010, 11:00:44 PM
Quote from: "Christopher Marlowe"Will they post this on youtube? This should be recorded because I think it might disappear.

I recorded it. Question is who will put it up? this is an account cancelling video, guaranteed!
or has anybody come across it on Youtube?


The solution: kill all the grabblers......<lol>  <lol>  :haha:

Although, I seriously disagree that is the solution but they definitely should not be allowed in any part of any government anywhere.
One need not be a prophet to be aware of impending dangers. An accidental combination of experience and interest will often reveal events to one man under aspects which few see.

-F.A. Hayek

maz

#6
August 05, 2010, 11:08:00 PM
Quote from: "thirdeyewise"
Quote from: "Christopher Marlowe"Will they post this on youtube? This should be recorded because I think it might disappear.

I recorded it. Question is who will put it up? this is an account cancelling video, guaranteed!
or has anybody come across it on Youtube?

Upload it to a download site like megaupload first so anyone who wants to be bold can give it a shot. I've got a few random YouTube accounts I don't mind losing but there are no subscribers on it.

thirdeyewise

#7
August 05, 2010, 11:42:23 PM
it's up, spread it around......
[youtube:tu2k048f]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_JBVxGxyyc[/youtube]tu2k048f]

Description:
Kudos to Mikewb from http://theinfounderground.com/ for finding this gem of a video. to the JIDF who will no doubt try to delete this video; C'mon fellows it's only comedy, no matter how much truth it's based on. Ha, Ha, let's laugh together.

http://www.theonion.com/video/overcom...



to find out more about these funny creatures, visit:

http://theinfounderground.com/
One need not be a prophet to be aware of impending dangers. An accidental combination of experience and interest will often reveal events to one man under aspects which few see.

-F.A. Hayek

Whaler

#8
August 06, 2010, 01:15:55 AM
haha, I just finished uploading this video...I was going to post on here but I see thirdeyewise beat me to it.

Thirdeye, if it's alright, I am going to copy your description for my video...it's a good one. I will link to your channel.

thirdeyewise

#9
August 06, 2010, 01:31:51 AM
Quote from: "Whaler"Thirdeye, if it's alright, I am going to copy your description for my video...it's a good one. I will link to your channel.

no problem, thanks to Mike for finding it.
One need not be a prophet to be aware of impending dangers. An accidental combination of experience and interest will often reveal events to one man under aspects which few see.

-F.A. Hayek

Christopher Marlowe

#10
August 06, 2010, 03:17:20 AM
Got it. Thanks Mike, 3rd Eye.
And, as their wealth increaseth, so inclose
    Infinite riches in a little room

thirdeyewise

#11
August 06, 2010, 03:52:29 AM
Hey Whaler, I linked to this other video since they both have to do with Jewish greed. <$>


[youtube:1tyraiqm]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjqN4dtbSOA[/youtube]1tyraiqm]
One need not be a prophet to be aware of impending dangers. An accidental combination of experience and interest will often reveal events to one man under aspects which few see.

-F.A. Hayek

GordZilla

#12
August 08, 2010, 04:30:57 PM
Ok funny? maybe. But you do realize this video is only there to make fun of OUR position,  to trivialize it even more and support the "hate the hater" mentality that most of "The Onion's" viewers/readers  share, right?

The target of the audiences' collective displeasure is the Lady introducing this 'stress relief program', she's a Nazi after all. The 'Grabbler' is again made out to be the innocent victim who receives these accusations unjustly.

Same old same old. The ADL won't touch this peice, it serves them well.

Fester

#13
August 08, 2010, 05:07:57 PM
Nice work.  I'm wondering what they're up to.  I'm guessing it's THEM preparing the "smart set" for a "rise in anti-Semitism" by ridiculing it.  The dams gonna blow and they're gonna work overtime to reinforce the idea that "anti-Semitism" is absurd.  The evidence is undeniable but they've been successfully immunizing sufficient numbers of der goyim for centuries.    

This from a few years back, but, hey, Kahane never goes out of style:

"People think that a holocaust starts with concentration camps." Hoffman said. "[But] that's where it ends.  It doesn't start with that.  It starts with graffiti; it starts with murmurings in the bar, as the late [Rabbi] Meir Kahane used to say, 'When times are good, the Jew-haters hate the Jews quietly.  When times are bad, they hate Jews loudly, and when times are economically terrible, they hate Jews violently.'"

And

"I pity the poor brokers in America that don't have emunah [faith] and personal prayer to fall back on," says Rabbi Lazer Brody, who served in Israel's most elite IDF Matkal unit. "In a bar off Wall Street, the stock brokers were drowning their woes in their wine at the close of the market.  And one broker commented very prophetically, that nothing will be like it was before."  

"Hashem [G-d] is making big changes in the world and thousands are being laid off in the high tech and other fields," Brody stated.

With the recent reports of the U.S. Government having to bail out banks and companies to the hundreds of billions, Brody stated, "We see here, America elects itself a Republican administration, and they end up getting something that is more socialist than the democrats, something more liberal than almost communism."  He added, "The Bush administration is not at fault; it's Hashem doing this." <$>

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/127752
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