11 Definitions by goyische sh*theel

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11 Definitions by goyische sh*theel

11.    Murder Inc.    13 thumbs up
The Ocean-Hill/Brownsville Combination, Brooklyn gangsters in the 1930s and 1940s.

Specializing in labor racketeering and murder for hire, this bi-ethnic Jewish/Italian gang had some of the greatest nicknames in the annals of crime:

Lepke Buchalter
Dasher Abbondando
Tick Tock Tannenbaum
Kid Twist Reles
The Mad Hatter Anastasia
Gurrah Shapiro
Buggsy Goldstein

If Murder Inc.were alive today, Messrs. Rule and Cent would be swimming in Loch Sheldrake chained to a slot machine.
gangsters mafia brooklyn back in the day hitman
by goyische shitheel Jul 10, 2008 share this

10.    Delta One    1 thumb down
   
In financial derivatives, where the hedge position corresponds one-for-one with the notional of the derivative.

This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.
The amount of money that Kerviel was making, as a Delta One trader with a 500K risk limit, was suspicious.
swaps equity derivatives delta jérôme kerviel kerviel socgen hedge
by goyische shitheel Jul 10, 2008 share this

9.    forty deuce    6 up, 6 down
   
Forty-second street in NYC, back in the day before it was all Disnified. Whores, drugs and crime, which is way better than tourists, the Lion King and theme restaurants.
Yo, let's go to forty deuce and score some angel dust.
suburbanized disnified crime runyonesque back in the day the deuce deuce dime bag nickel bag whore angel dust
by goyische shitheel Jun 10, 2008 share this

8.    SWF    23 up, 7 down
   
Sovereign Wealth Funds, governmental or quasi-governmental investment funds such as Singapore's TEMASEK or Abu Dhabi's ADIA.

First few times I saw the acronym, I was definitely confused: who were all these single white females giving billions to brain-damaged US banks? And, more importantly, what were their phone numbers? Damn was I disappointed when I figured it out . . .
Abu Dhabi's SWF just put up another billion of C convertible preferred.
government investment fund investment sovereign wealth fund foreign investment
by goyische shitheel Jan 31, 2008 share this

7.    10021    1 up, 5 down
   
The zipcode for Manhattan's Upper East Side (UES), the debutard capital of the planet.
All of the 10021 showed up at the Fake Trust-Fund Artists Who Can Still Live in Manhattan Benefit at the Metropolitan. After all, it was hosted by (gasp) Tinsley. Again.
ues upper east side socialite debutard tinsley mortimer
by goyische shitheel Dec 22, 2006 share this

6.    no penny tax    6 up, 2 down
   
In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.

Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.
. . . and you are not it. Tony, you're it. NO PENNY TAX. (Tony is it. Period.)
no do-overs end of discussion unappealable final done
by goyische shitheel Nov 20, 2006 share this

5.    sugar tits    249 up, 89 down
   
An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson
mel gibson dui sugartits bad career move anzac throwback
by goyische shitheel Jul 31, 2006 share this

4.    goumada    55 up, 7 down
   
Southern Italian slang for mistress. Literally, godmother (comare).
John Gotti inherited his goumada from Aniello Delacroce.
godfather mistress comare mafia godmother
by goyische shitheel Mar 19, 2006 share this

3.    Fabulous 5    4 up, 5 down
   
One of the crews from the mid-seventies golden age of NYC grafitti.
The Fabulous 5 tagged the IRT.
tag grafitti irt nyc burn
by goyische shitheel Mar 18, 2006 share this


2.    Five Families    20 up, 2 down
   
The five Mafia families of New York City, both in reality and in The Godfather.

The (real) five families are Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese and Lucchese.
The heads of the Five Families met at Apalachin.
family mafia brugad gangster godfather
by goyische shitheel Mar 18, 2006 share this

1.    ba'al teshuvah    1 up, 3 down
   
A Jew who becomes more frum] later in life. Plural is ba'al teshuvot.
No more calamar' for the ba'al teshuvah.
yiddishkeit frum black hat observant kashrut
by goyische shitheel Mar 16, 2006 share this