Hasselhoff to play next hip-hop white house party

Started by 10foylhat, September 17, 2010, 05:29:11 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

CrackSmokeRepublican

#1
September 17, 2010, 09:21:08 PM
:lol:
He's a typical German American...  

QuoteOn May 3, 2009, Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital. Radar Online attributed this to alcohol poisoning, reporting Hasselhoff's blood alcohol content (BAC) at 0.39.[41] Although Hasselhoff has publicly admitted past treatment for alcoholism,[42] his representatives denied the reports that alcohol poisoning was the reason for hospitalization.[43] On September 21, 2009, Fox News reported that he was again hospitalized for alcohol-related reasons; Hasselhoff's representatives again denied the allegation.[42] On November 27, 2009, Radar Online reported that Hasselhoff was rushed to hospital after suffering a seizure at home.[44] On May 26, 2010, he was once again rushed to hospital following a three day drinking binge.[45]

Hasselhoff is currently a practicing Lutheran.[46]

Don't forget this old classic...    :up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBMD4oWd ... re=related
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

Christopher Marlowe

#2
September 18, 2010, 08:49:20 PM
Ahhh the 80's. When everything in the clothes stores looked like sh*t. There seemed to be people at the tops of the fashion industry who felt that, sooner or later, everyone was going to start dressing like "Star Trek", so we might as well get started...  F*cking diagonal zippers, flashy polyester shirts, and pants in hues that were wrong for everything except maybe a "Wham" video.

It's weird that the people producing "Knight Rider" were so clueless that they thought that song had any merit. That song was so bad, I wanted to pull off my own ears and sit on them.  I wanted to pour acid in my own face just to give me something else to think about.  That song was so bad, David Hasselhoff's old accordion teacher flew to Saigon and set himself on fire.  He really did.  

That song was obviously in a very early stage of development.  The next stage would naturally be to take the sheet music off of the piano and throw it into the garbage, but they never got that far.  

Oh, and I love the priceless shot of the blond lady following the notes with her pen.  It's as if they are saying: "That's right.  We actually scored this piece of sh*t."
And, as their wealth increaseth, so inclose
    Infinite riches in a little room

10foylhat

#3
September 18, 2010, 10:52:37 PM
thank you all, as always, very supportive.  And in need of a good ruffing up!!!

Ahmed

#4
September 21, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
What's wrong with you people? The Hoff bought down Communism in Europe single-handed!

[youtube:2zzpthj3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxAd2sHtMf0[/youtube]2zzpthj3]

"If this hostility, even aversion, had only been shown towards the Jews at one period and in one country, it would be easy to unravel the limited causes of this anger, but this race has been hated by all peoples among whom it has established itself. It must be therefore, since the enemies of the Jews belonged to the most diverse races, lived in countries very distant from each other that the general cause of anti-Semitism has always resided in Israel itself and not in those who have fought against Israel."

Bernard Lazare, \'L'antisémitisme son histoire et ses causes\'.

CrackSmokeRepublican

#5
October 02, 2010, 03:23:00 PM
Maybe he finally woke up to the Corruption in  "JewMerica?"...... :wtf:

QuoteHoff his rocker! David Hasselhoff stuns commuters with bizarre stunt on freeway bridge

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:03 AM on 2nd October 2010

David Hasselhoff is known for his wild antics but he stunned drivers last night when he appeared on an overpass in Los Angeles waving frantically at the passing traffic.

The actor stood over one of LA's busiest freeways, holding his hands up in the air and gesturing to oncoming motorists.

Having been the first contestant to be eliminated from this season of Dancing With The Stars, the embattled performer was probably feeling dejected and in need of some attention.

David Hasselhoff at music signing in London in 2006

Bizarre behaviour: David Hasselhoff stunned passing motorists by appearing on a busy LA overpass waving frantically at oncoming traffic

Hoff obviously has a lot of time on his hands now he's been told to foxtrot oscar from the dancing show.

But he maybe should have called K.I.T.T to come and rescue him from the busy road - and further embarrassment.

In a bizarre twist, country singer LeAnn Rimes was driving past on the 101 freeway and saw the Baywatch star putting on his show.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ridge.html
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions