Christina Aguilera For Hire: Will Work Bar Mitzvahs (but price dropping) due to haggling Jews

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May 16, 2011, 09:02:08 PM
Christina Aguilera For Hire: Will Work Bar Mitzvahs
Posted on 2010/08/20 at 10:50 AM

Come on! It isn't that bad, is it? Rumor has it that Christina Aguilera is now earning her paycheck accepting private gigs at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs. Apparently her US tour was canceled because... no one was buying any tickets.

A source told Now Magazine:

    "Christina's performing at Bar Mitzvahs and weddings. She wanted to charge $2 million a time but her hubby Jordan Bratman convinced her to lower it to $250,000 so she'll get more gigs."

 <$>  That's quite a DROP IN PRICE!!!   <:^0

We knew that 'Bionic' was doing poorly, but I didn't know it was this bad.  <$>

    'Bionic' was critically panned and flopped in the UK where it became the lowest-selling number one album for eight years and soon dropped out of the charts. The disc fared little better elsewhere and failed to reach the gold and platinum certifications of her previous releases.

What do you think? Has Christina really moved into the private gig world? Or does she still have a tour in her?
Photos by WENN.com

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2010/08/20 ... -mitzvahs/
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