JEWrey service

[Shiksa Rage]

    Yep. I have to get up and do jewrey service tomorrow. I'm  unemployed, I don't to do it  FECK!

[Whaler]

    Yep. I have to get up and do jewrey service tomorrow. I'm  unemployed, I don't to do it  FECK!

Tell the judge you strongly distrust Jews and therefore can't be impartial because most likely one of the Lawyers will be a Jew.    They won't pick you.

Edit:
Just kidding, I would think that would be a bad plan.

[Michael K.]

No. Actually, tell them that, since you are Jew-wise, you can be the most impartial, since you won't be fooled by Jewish legal twisting a la the Talmud.  

And also ask them if it is against the law for you to vote not guilty no matter what the law in question says or whether you think it was technically broken, if you think the person should walk.

I think that you will find that they can in no way impair your freedom to vote your conscience, even contrary to the "facts of law".

You will go home early if you say these few things.

[Christopher Marlowe]

And also ask them if it is against the law for you to vote not guilty no matter what the law in question says or whether you think it was technically broken, if you think the person should walk.

I think that you will find that they can in no way impair your freedom to vote your conscience, even contrary to the "facts of law".

I think that is brilliant, Michael.  Lawyers are warned not to inform people of their right to jury nullification, and so most jurors are ignorant of that fact.  I think everyone who is called to a jury should take that opportunity to enlighten the jurors that they can always vote "not guilty" no matter what the law says.

[imsamhi1]

TIR (on LTR) are giving much experience and advice about this subject when it pops up. One can call and surely Mark and Don will be helping out courteously (pls don't suspect me of anything ppl, i'm just a devoted listener).
http://home.comcast.net/~intelrptadmin/ArchivePage.html

Last time I heard them talking about it they were saying the jewdicial staff are looking for any excuse to send a jew wise home so just play the dumb till the last moment and then say that the prosecutor's arguments convinced you to decide "noy guilty".  They do nastier and nastier things now, please take care and also try to get more info.

Call in numbers:
http://home.comcast.net/~intelrptadmin/intelrpt.html

LTR 1-218-844-8060

room code for LTR 437-9296#

[Timothy_Fitzpatrick]

No. Actually, tell them that, since you are Jew-wise, you can be the most impartial, since you won't be fooled by Jewish legal twisting a la the Talmud.  

And also ask them if it is against the law for you to vote not guilty no matter what the law in question says or whether you think it was technically broken, if you think the person should walk.

I think that you will find that they can in no way impair your freedom to vote your conscience, even contrary to the "facts of law".

You will go home early if you say these few things.

And if that doesn't work, quote from The Jew of Venice.

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Shylock gets owned.

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