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CrackSmokeRepublican

February 20, 2011, 09:05:01 PM
:^)  <:^0 LIFE IS SHORT. HAVE AN AFFAIR.™   <$>  :^)
 
The Ashley Madison Agency®
Affair Guarantee Program
Have an Affair to remember or we'll give you your money back! Have an Affair to remember or we'll give you your money back!

    * Program Rules
    * FAQ
    * Refund Application
    * Letter From The President

Affair Guarantee Program Rules

    * Under the AshleyMadison.com Affair Guarantee Program, (the "Affair Guarantee Program" or the "Program") if you don't find someone within the initial 3 months after purchasing the "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package, we'll refund you $249, being the amount you paid for participating in the Program (the "Refund").
    * The Guarantee Program is available for a limited time only, and open to anyone. Additionally, to be eligible for the Program and the Refund, you must:
         1. Comply at all times with the AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use. By using the AshleyMadison.com website and participating in the Program, you agree to be bound by the AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use.
         2. Pay in full the applicable rate for the "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package which consists of 1000 credits.
         3. Use your "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package to create a profile with a primary photo (public or private). Your profile and primary photo must be approved by AshleyMadison.com within the first 30 days of purchasing your "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package in order for you to be eligible for the Program. Details on approval of your profile and primary photo available at FAQ.
         4. Keep your profile visible at all times during the first 3 months of purchasing your "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package.
         5. Send "Qualifying" priority mail messages to at least 18 different AshleyMadison.com members each month. A "Qualifying Mail Message" must be a priority mail message you send to a unique AshleyMadison.com member who has not yet messaged you or a priority mail message response you send to a unique AshleyMadison.com member who has messaged you. A "Qualifying Mail Message" must be a priority mail message sent through the AshleyMadison.com service and does not include any other method of communicating (such as AshleyMadison.com winks or emails sent outside of the AshleyMadison.com system).
         6. Send at least 5 AshleyGifts per month.
         7. Instant message with members for at least 60 minutes per month through the AshleyMadison.com service.
         8. Adhere to all the steps set out in the Affair Guarantee Program.
    * Please see the Affair Guarantee FAQ for further information. You may also contact Customer Care at 1-866-370-7011 with any questions related to the Affair Guarantee Program. AshleyMadison.com alone will make all decisions under these Program rules regarding Program policies, including but not limited to Program and Guarantee eligibility.
    * If, after 3 months of purchasing your Affair Guarantee Membership Package you are eligible for the $249 refund please fill out the "Affair Guarantee Refund Application". AshleyMadison.com takes considerable interest in the user's experience with the website and accordingly, you must follow all requirements to obtain the refund. Requests must be made within the earlier of 30 days of Program expiration or 120 days of your purchase of credits under the Program.
    * The AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use and the Affair Guarantee Program Rules are subject to change by AshleyMadison.com at any time, effective upon posting on the AshleyMadison.com website, and your use of the AshleyMadison.com service and your initial or continued participation in the Affair Guarantee Program after such posting will constitute acceptance by you of such changes. AshleyMadison.com reserves all rights to modify, suspend or cancel the Program at any time and without notice.
    * Program rules last updated July 15, 2010.

Affair Guarantee FAQ
Q. How do I purchase the Affair Guarantee program?

A. It's easy! Simply purchase the Affair Guarantee Membership Package. To learn more about the program, please read our program rules. If you have not encountered someone special after 3 months and followed all the program rules, you will qualify for the $249 refund + applicable taxes.
Q. What's included in the Affair Guarantee Membership Package?

A. The Affair Guarantee Membership Package provides all the benefits that all AshleyMadison.com members receive as part of any AshleyMadison.com Membership Package. See AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use for details.
Q. Why am I required to post a primary photo in my public or private showcase?

A. We have found that members with photos have a better experience on AshleyMadison.com. In fact, users with photos are 10 times more likely to be contacted! It is for this reason that the program rules specify that you must have at least one primary photo.
Q. How do I ask for my guarantee?

A. If, after 3 months of purchasing your Affair Guarantee Membership Package you are eligible for the $249 refund please click on the following "Affair Guarantee Refund Application". Requests must be made within 30 days of Program expiration.
Q. What happens to my Membership Package if I did not qualify for the refund?

A. Your outstanding credits can be used at any time and are not limited to the first 3 months of your membership. Please continue to use the service at your leisure and we trust you will find that someone special.
Q. I sent or responded to 18 people each month, why didn't it count?

A. The program rules state that you must send or reply to a minimum of 18 unique AshleyMadison.com members each month ("unique" meaning users you have not previously contacted). In addition, your initial mail message must be sent "Priority" for which you will receive a confirmation that the member has opened your message. Sending mail with priority status is proven to draw more attention than sending mail with regular mail status.
Affair Guarantee Refund Application

As per the Affair Guarantee Program Rules, to be eligible for the $249 Affair Guarantee Package refund you must have:

   1. Complied at all times with the AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use. By using the AshleyMadison.com website and participating in the Program, you agree to be bound by the AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use.
   2. Pay in full the applicable rate for the "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package.
   3. Used your "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package to create a profile with a primary photo (public or private). Your profile and primary photo must have been approved by AshleyMadison.com within the first 30 days of purchasing your "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package.
   4. Kept your profile visible at all times during the first 3 months of purchasing your "Affair Guarantee" Membership Package.
   5. Sent "Qualifying" priority mail messages to at least 18 different AshleyMadison.com members each month (for a total of 54). A "Qualifying Mail Message" must be a priority mail message you send to a unique AshleyMadison.com member who has not yet messaged you or a priority mail message response you send to a unique AshleyMadison.com member who has messaged you. A "Qualifying Mail Message" must be a priority mail message sent Through the AshleyMadison.com service and does not include any other method of communicating (such as AshleyMadison.com winks or emails sent outside of the AshleyMadison.com system).
   6. Sent at least 5 AshleyGifts per month (for a total of 15).
   7. Instant messaged with members for at least 60 minutes per month through the AshleyMadison.com service (for a total of 180 minutes).

If you have complied with the above requirements, please fill out the fields below to submit the following application for your refund. Your application will be reviewed by our Customer Services Manager and if it is determined that you have complied with the above requirements, we will mail you a REFUND CHECK for $249 (plus any applicable taxes) within 6-8 weeks of receiving your application. Please note that your refund check will state that it is from "The Ashley Madison Agency."

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A Letter From The President
Noel Biderman

Welcome to AshleyMadison.com,

I'm Noel Biderman, President of The Ashley Madison Agency and creator of this website.

Ashley Madison is the world's largest dating service of its kind catering to men and women who are currently in relationships but are looking for more. More than five million of you have joined our service, so rest assured, you are not alone.

I am so confident that our service is right for you, that if you become a full member today, I will Guarantee you an Affair to Remember!

That's right! Purchase an Affair Guarantee Package Affair Guarantee Package and experience an affair to remember or I will give you your money back.

For 9 years now, Ashley Madison has been connecting millions of people from all over the United States, Canada, and the UK in an effort to increase the likelihood of a successful Affair. We believe we have truly perfected what it is that you need to start on this journey.

Our website is 100% secure, completely anonymous and now with the Affair Guarantee Package, absolutely risk free. So start now and change your life today!

Should you have any questions or comments about our new Affair Guarantee Program or wish to tell us about a successful Affair resulting from the use of Ashley Madison, please feel free to email me directly at http://www.ashleymadison.com/app/public ... ailsform.p
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

CrackSmokeRepublican

#1
February 20, 2011, 09:07:07 PM
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How to Have an Affair: Tips for Success with Extramarital Affairs for Men.

You ended up on our website because you are considering having an affair. You are at the most successful place where people are able to discretely and openly engage in their search for the perfect married dating partner.  When you finally decide that you are ready to have an affair, you will need to approach each affair partner with even more class and respect than if you were approaching a single woman. The following tips will hopefully help teach some of you men how to have an affair successfully.

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The first married dating tip on how to have an affair and most important, is be patient and don't get discouraged. Married women tend to be reluctant to put their marriage on the line for another man, and women generally take much smaller risks and seek fewer rewards in life than men do. Keep this in mind. You may be the best looking guy on Ashley Madison and you may have the best approach for these married women, but married women are many times less likely to rush into having an affair. Not only is patience a virtue, it is the most important skill you can have while engaging in the world of extramarital affairs and searching for a cheating partner.

The second tip is to start out slow but stand out from the crowd. The female members on extramarital affair websites receive many emails from men and sending them one-liners is likely going to result with them not responding and you thinking our site is a scam.  <:^0  Take the time to write a well thought out email. Here is an example of what would be a good initial email to send, but remember if you steal this from this page, she likely will know you are unoriginal and couldn't even come up with your own ways to stand out from the crowd:

"Hi there! My name Is John, I am 32 years old and I work in the technology field. I noticed from your profile that you live in New York city near me and we are close in age. I joined Ashley Madison because I have been missing some very key elements in my marriage. I am looking for someone who wants to enjoy intellectual conversation, jokes and laughter, and if you felt comfortable, eventually a physical friendship where I can spoil you with good times and take you to some of the best restaurants in New York city. I know that the whole married dating scenario can be a little awkward, make you nervous, and even at times be overwhelming. I just want you to know that I am not looking for a sexual relationship. I am looking for an extramarital friendship and I would be interested in hearing more about you. Are you a New York Jets or New York Giants fan? I love football, math, and chick flicks (believe it or not).  If I sound like what you might be seeking on here, please write me back even if it is to politely say, 'Thanks, but no thanks!' It would just be good to know you at least read this.   –John"

The third tip on how to have an affair is to refrain from being sexual. While most men who are seeking an affair partner are seeking one to fill sexual wants and needs, most women are seeking an affair partner to fill emotional wants/needs. If you play your cards right, and you fill her needs, she will be all that much more likely to fill yours. A woman wants a man to fill her every need, a man wants a woman to fill his one need. You must remember that the ratio is always in favor of the females who engage in married dating. The women will always get the pick of the litter. The key is to show an interest in them as a person, not just their body and physical appearance.

The fourth tip is that because women are much more discrete in their approach to married dating, the majority of them will create profiles that have little or no information. They will not post a photo and the profile will look fake. These are the profiles that you should be contacting. These women are the least contacted and the ones who will be overlooked. Yes, you will have to try to get to know them before finding out what they look like, but don't just assume that the profile is fake or that the woman who created the profile is unattractive. The experienced male members know these are the best profiles to contact and just because they are not willing to post a photograph does not mean they do not have a photograph. Women are often curious and leave their profile blank just to get into the website so that they can search the male profiles, which brings us to the final key to success:

FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE THOROUGHLY. Include as much written description about your personality, interests, and anything that will catch her eye and make her intrigued and want to contact you. When women are browsing through the seemingly countless number of male profiles, make her actually stop and have to read yours rather than just clicking through to the next one because yours was not filled out like most of the other male profiles.

Join Ashley Madison today to find what you have been missing. We GUARANTEE that you will find someone to have an affair with!
 
Sign up now FREE!

http://www.ashleymadison.com/cheating/h ... ffair.html
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

CrackSmokeRepublican

#2
February 21, 2011, 08:51:31 PM
[youtube:178b89kn]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6lNHlV_dU[/youtube]178b89kn]

5.5 Million signed up ( :wtf: )

The Pro-Infidelity Super Bowl Commercial That Got Banned by Fox

    * Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:07pm by Jonathon M. Seidl    <:^0
    *

The Super Bowl is known for its funny, smart, and even racy commercials. But there's one steamy spot viewers won't be seeing next month: a "discreet" dating service's lingerie-clad add encouraging partners to cheat.

The commercial is for AshleyMadison.com, which calls itself "the world's premiere discreet dating service." Translation: it's a dating service for married people. "Life is short. Have an affair," the site says. It even offers an "affair guarantee."

In order to raise its profile, the company produced a 30-second commercial for next month's Super Bowl. But Fox, which will air this year's game, banned it. SportsGrid describes the ad:

    The ad features adult film star Savanna Sampson, who walks into a corporate boardroom and announces that her executive husband has been cheating on her. Cue a montage of everybody hooking up with everybody (yes, there's even dude-on-mascot smooching). The ad ends with her in a bra, and the tag line "Isn't it time for AshleyMadison.com?"

"Standards & Practices has deemed the Ashley Madison spot is not acceptable to air on FOX," the website said in a press release.

As SportsGrid suggests, the rejection might not be as much about the content but the idea — although depicting people having sex in a car is extreme. Now, the site just has to figure out how to recoup the expenses of producing a failed Super Bowl commercial

It's good to know that there are still standards when it comes to network TV.

UPDATE:

According to the Huffington Post this is the second year in a row that Ashley Madison has had a Super Bowl ad rejected.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/the-pro ... ed-by-fox/
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

CrackSmokeRepublican

#3
February 26, 2011, 12:38:46 AM
Savanna Samson

Born    October 14, 1967 (1967-10-14) (age 43)[1][2]
Alias(es)    Savanah Samson, Savanna
Height    5 ft 5 in (1.65 m)[3]
Measurements    34C-24-33[3]
Eye colour    Hazel
Hair colour    Blonde
No. of adult films    83 (per IAFD)


Natalie Oliveros, better known by the stage name Savanna Samson, is an American pornographic actress.[4] The winner of several AVN Awards, she has spent most of her career as a contract performer with major producer Vivid Entertainment, and is known for her roles in acclaimed adult films such as The New Devil in Miss Jones. In addition to performing, she has her own adult film studio, Savanna Samson Productions. A native of upstate New York, she entered the adult film industry in 2000, after working as a dancer at the Manhattan strip club, Scores.

Samson has gained mainstream recognition with appearances on television shows such as Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show and 30 Rock. Her wide range of activities outside pornography include working as a sex-advice columnist, a radio presenter and a political correspondent. She also produces her own line of wines, has a recording contract with E1 Music and is a trained ballerina.


Early life

One of five daughters, Samson grew up a Catholic in Watertown, New York.[4][5] She began dancing at a young age,[5] and at 17 moved to New York City to pursue a career in ballet. However, she eventually gave this up, admitting she "wasn't good enough", and took a job dancing at the Manhattan strip club Scores,[4] on the recommendation of her sister who worked there.[5] When starting at the club, she chose the stage name Savanna in homage to a character in The Prince of Tides. The surname Samson, taken from the biblical figure, was added later in her career to distinguish her from porn actress Savannah.[6] While at Scores, she met her future husband, wine merchant Daniel Oliveros, with whom she now has a son.[5]

Adult film career

Samson's move into the adult film business began in 2000, after she wrote a letter to Italian porn actor and director Rocco Siffredi, asking to work with him. She initially wanted to make a movie in order to fulfill a fantasy, after her husband had given her the idea, and hoped no one she knew would find out. However, after her first movie, Rocco Meats An American Angel In Paris, which was nominated for "Best Foreign Release" at the AVN Awards, she got what she described as "porn fever" and went on to make further movies.[4][5][7] Her family soon discovered her film career when she appeared on The Howard Stern Show and Entertainment Tonight. Samson stated in 2006, "My parents are devastated by my career choices".[4][5]

In April 2002, she signed an exclusive contract with Vivid Entertainment. She continued to live in New York, and commuted to California to shoot films for the company.[8] Samson was among three Vivid Girls to be profiled in an early-2003 issue of Vanity Fair, as part of an annual roundup of the entertainment industry. The Girls were featured alongside other entertainers, such as Daniel Day-Lewis and Julianne Moore, in a double-page photograph taken at Elton John's home on the French Riviera.[9] She was also one of several Vivid Girls to provide content for the book How to Have a XXX Sex Life: The Ultimate Vivid Guide, published by ReganBooks on July 20, 2004.[10][11] Samson helped promote the book with appearances on The O'Reilly Factor and The Howard Stern Show.[12][13] In May 2004, she joined several other porn actresses as a columnist for AVNInsider.com.[14] At the 2004 AVN Awards, Samson won "Best Actress – Film" and "Best Group Sex Scene – Film" for her role in Looking In, a 2003 film about four suburban couples who have a view into each other's houses.[15][16]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savanna_Samson


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E1 Music

Parent company    E1 Entertainment
Founded    1999
Founder    Michael Koch   <$>  <:^0

Company history

E1 Music was formed in May 1999 as "Koch Records" to serve as the North American umbrella for E1 Entertainment's labels (then known as Koch Entertainment). They would sign many country, classical, and rock acts including, Cledus T. Judd, Chris Brubeck, Bob James, and an exclusive distribution with Suge Knight's embattled Death Row Records. The label soon began to gain ground on the other independent record labels in the United States. In the 2000s, they began to sign more hip hop acts and become one of the biggest hip hop labels in the world. They signed various distribution deals with labels like Open Bar Entertainment, Terror Squad, D-Block Records, and others. In 2004, they were able to sign a deal with Snoop Dogg and his Doggystyle Records along with Mobb Deep. They hired Snoop Dogg on to head up their western spin off Koch West. Koch also added on to their roster, Cam'ron and his Diplomat Records. Diplomat rapper, Jim Jones would rise to prominince on the label through the deal. Koch later signed Yonkers rapper, J-Hood and his label On Da Grind Ent. Koch has also had releases from 2Pac, Tha Dogg Pound, Kurupt, Daz Dillinger and Gangsta Advisory. In 2007, when they signed J-Hood they gave him a big position in their Koch East division. J-Hood never released this album and he was booted from D-Block. In 2007, they signed a distribution deal with Foxy Brown and her Black Rose Entertainment, as well as with Ray J and his label Knockout Entertainment. Slim Thug was signed to the label along with his Boss Hoggs label in late 2005. On September 29, 2006 - KOCH Entertainment Distribution announced that have signed an exclusive distribution deal with Los Angeles- based Latin Thug Records, a newly launched label headed by music industry veteran Fred Sherman along with Senen "Sen Dog" Reyes, a founding member of the groundbreaking rap group Cypress Hill. Latin Thug Records was formed by CEO Reyes to build a family business with his brother and acting VP of A&R Mellow Man Ace that would focus on releasing personal projects and developing new talent. The label represents the extended Latin Thug family, including solo projects from Sen and Mellow and collaborations with B Real, Soul Assassins and other members of the extended Cypress Hill family. In March 2008, The company signed neo-soul singer Dwele to their lineup.[3]

Koch Records also releases children's music, such as Pokémon, Barney, Sesame Street, The Wiggles, and Fraggle Rock. On May 22, 2008 Koch Records released two albums from the children's show Thomas & Friends.

Koch Records has also recently announced releasing from platinum selling acts Dem Franchise Boyz and The Clipse.
After the Revolution of 1905, the Czar had prudently prepared for further outbreaks by transferring some $400 million in cash to the New York banks, Chase, National City, Guaranty Trust, J.P.Morgan Co., and Hanover Trust. In 1914, these same banks bought the controlling number of shares in the newly organized Federal Reserve Bank of New York, paying for the stock with the Czar\'s sequestered funds. In November 1917,  Red Guards drove a truck to the Imperial Bank and removed the Romanoff gold and jewels. The gold was later shipped directly to Kuhn, Loeb Co. in New York.-- Curse of Canaan

Novence

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April 23, 2013, 09:04:01 AM Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 11:51:51 AM by Novence
Quote from: CrackSmokeRepublican on February 21, 2011, 08:51:31 PM
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5.5 Million signed up ( <!-- s:wtf: -->:wtf:<!-- s:wtf: --> )


The Pro-Infidelity Super Bowl Commercial That Got Banned by Fox

    * Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:07pm by Jonathon M. Seidl    <!-- s<:^0 --><:^0<!-- s<:^0 -->
    *

The Super Bowl is known for its funny, smart, and even racy commercials. But there's one steamy spot viewers won't be seeing next month: a "discreet" dating service's lingerie-clad add encouraging partners to cheat.

The commercial is for AshleyMadison.com, which calls itself "the world's premiere discreet dating service." Translation: it's a dating service for married people. "Life is short. Have an affair," the site says. It even offers an "affair guarantee."

In order to raise its profile, the company produced a 30-second commercial for next month's Super Bowl. But Fox, which will air this year's game, banned it. SportsGrid describes the ad:

    The ad features adult film star Savanna Sampson, who walks into a corporate boardroom and announces that her executive husband has been cheating on her. Cue a montage of everybody hooking up with everybody (yes, there's even dude-on-mascot smooching). The ad ends with her in a bra, and the tag line "Isn't it time for AshleyMadison.com?"

"Standards & Practices has deemed the Ashley Madison spot is not acceptable to air on FOX," the website said in a press release.

As SportsGrid suggests, the rejection might not be as much about the content but the idea — although depicting people having sex in a car is extreme. Now, the site just has to figure out how to recoup the expenses of producing a failed Super Bowl commercial

It's good to know that there are still standards when it comes to network TV.

UPDATE:

According to the Huffington Post this is the second year in a row that Ashley Madison has had a Super Bowl ad rejected.

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yes it is needed some standards. There is some lack of it.
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