BonAppetit!

[yankeedoodle]

Monsanto lobbyist claims 'safe to drink a quart of pesticide' – but bolts when offered a glass
http://rt.com/usa/244697-monsanto-lobbyist-drink-pesticide/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome

[yankeedoodle]

And, of course, what is so very very interesting about what this huckstering piece of shit says is that he talks about people drinking glyphosate when attempting to commit suicide.

Of course, Monsanto has been driving thousands upon thousands of subsistence farmers in India, and elsewhere, into bankruptcy after being lured into abandoning tried-and-true traditional methods in favor of ever-more-costly Monsanto seeds and chemicals, and, of course, these farmers have been committing suicide. 

According to this cruel degenerate fucker, glyphosate is so ineffective that it doesn't even succeed in ending the poor farmers' troubles that it actually creates. 

Un-fucking-believable...but, wait...correction...very very fucking believable.

To Monsanto, if glyphosate doesn't kill you when you drink it, then...well, it's DRINKABLE.  Of course, it probably makes you sick as a dog, so these poor farmers are probably forced to commit suicide with something that isn't drinkable - such as gasoline. 

[Christopher Marlowe]

Classic!

"You say you can drink it? Then drink it!  You want to talk about golden rice? Wash down your golden rice with Round-up you lying sack of crap."

[yankeedoodle]

Isn't Monsanto terrific!  $4 million to save a species as wonderful as the monarch butterfly.  WOW!!! 

Monsanto pledges $4 million to help save monarch butterflies
http://rt.com/usa/245745-monsanto-donates-monarch-fund/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome