Goy Guide to History 4

[Idaho Kid]

[yankeedoodle]

Yankee Doodle learned that psychology was bullshit - sicky-ology, really - in the 10th grade, when, at the time in America when the magazine "Psychology Today" was popular and much talked about, and not knowing any better, he signed up for an elective course in sicky-ology.

First of all, the "teacher" was the stereotypical goateed and wild-eyed jew, but, beyond that, the fucker began talking about the fucking necktie being a phallic symbol. 

Of course, Yankee Doodle knew that the absolute paragon of American manhood - Ted Williams, the greatest baseball hitter and the jet pilot war hero and the skilled fly fisherman - never - repeat, never - wore a necktie.  Weren't no fucking body going to make Teddy Ballgame put any fucking necktie around his neck. 

What a sight it would have been if some jew sicky-ologist had tried to give Teddy Ballgame some fucking bullshit about him not wearing a necktie, and what it meant, according to that soon-to-have-the-shit-kicked-out-of-him jew sicky-ologist.   

...will not wear a necktie even when the occasion insists upon a necktie, simply because the great man will not wear a necktie.

http://webpages.charter.net/joekuras/twreader.htm

I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.

https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/ted_williams.html