Have fun on a plane

[Ognir]

From that Irish site I joined recently, old but funny all the same

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to enjoy your well-earned privacy:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep breath

6. Open the following web address:



http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

[razorback2000]

I bet you, you find yourself in jail on a US flight  

A Frenchman few years ago stayed too long in the toilets, the stewards were worried. They knock at the door and he shouted, hey don't worry I don't shit bombs.
He finished jailed for 2 weeks in a state penitentiary !  :?

[joeblow]

Just for everybody's information, the Arabic Text there doesn't mean anything, it's only jibberish, probably just some guy banging on the keyboard after choosing the Windows Arabic Interface.

[mastermg]

LMAO :twisted: