Another Day in America-This is just so stupid, lol

Started by Rockclimber, July 17, 2009, 11:35:40 AM

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Rockclimber

The content below was sent to me by way of email. Yes, this is truly what many people still believe. Most still believe the false left versus right bs. And so it goes with silly emails such as the one below. Don't get me wrong, I don't want Obama's socialism. I don't like the cult following (which has dwindled)  I don't want his politics in general, but look at how the blame has been shifted to Obama as if it's all his fault. The usual left verses right nonsense:

Pastor's wife's letter.  How's this for apocalyptic literature.  This
was written by a  pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of
current  events.  ~~~~~~~~~~

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will
to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known
as "The One".

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He
hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you.  My lack of
experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association
with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and
Change.
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 Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded
me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must
be destroyed."  And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not
what "The One" would do, he had promised  that it was good; and they
believed.

And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help
me change everything about it!"  And the people said, "Hallelujah!  Change
is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the people
said "Sock it to them!"

  "And redistribute their wealth."
    And the people said, "Show us the money!"
    And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody"

 And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal
my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One" ridiculed and
taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.

 One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"  And she was
banished from the kingdom!

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical
terrorists?"

And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them
and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever
wanted to kill us all!"

And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can
beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."

 And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."

So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the
fat-cats pay!"


 And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your
homes!"

 And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.

   And He said, "I shall mandate employer- funded health care for EVERY
worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited
healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics."

 And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."

 And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

 Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
electricity rates will skyrocket!"

 And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But
we don't care for that part about higher electric rates."

 So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover
your expenses, we shall bail you out.  Just sign up with ACORN and your
troubles are over!"

 Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.  Let's
grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free
medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..."

   And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!

  And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and
ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.  Others
simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a
rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed.
Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a
means of support.

Then "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm here
to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
 But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "Wait a minute. Your
dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more..."

 And the people said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"

 And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have
embraced.  Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.
Now you shall play by our rules!"


 And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"

  But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One" and
spat  upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty
nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or
shelter or hope.  And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto
a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all
that they had built.

 And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
"Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"  But it was too
late, and their homeland was no more.

    You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not.
    It's happening RIGHT NOW!!!

LordLindsey

That's why Soetoro was allowed to become the "leader."  These people are very smart and cunning, and it shows.

LINDSEY
The Military KNOWS that Israel Did 911!!!!

http://theinfounderground.com/smf/index.php?topic=10233.0

Rockclimber

Quote from: "LordLindsey"That's why Soetoro was allowed to become the "leader."  These people are very smart and cunning, and it shows.

LINDSEY

Absolutely, but again I don't think they're nearly as smart as they are willing to be deceptive. That's their edge. This mafia thinks in terms of deceiving the enemy while most GOOD people don't.