Eyeball Tattoos: A Big Craze at Jails and Prisons

[joeblow]

Eyeball Tattoos: A Big Craze at Jails and Prisons

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Eyeball tattoos are a big craze at jails and prisons. Yes, we are used to seeing inmates all inked up with various photos and inscriptions permanently etched on their bodies. Now, inmates are wanting something else – eyeball tattoos.

Before you freak out, you should know that the only people that can give you an eyeball tattoo are doctors. Think about it – would you want a tattoo artist working on your eye?

At first, eyeball tattoos were used to correct abnormalities in the eye to make them appear normal.  Now that people have caught on to the fact that you can have colorful ink injected in to the whites of your eyes you can only imagine the response.

The long term effects of eyeball tattoos include blindness, infection, perforation, and hemorrhaging of the cornea.

Before tattooing the white of your eye, think about if you think you will like the look forever.  It's highly unlikely that you will be able to reverse the colorful designs in your eye any time during your life.

Even though the eyeball tattoo is most popular in prisons, you can expect that it will become increasingly popular on the streets within due time.

What do you think? Will you consider getting an eyeball tattoo?

[Ognir]

Good, they are already locked up :lol:

[Christopher Marlowe]

Which one of those guys looked more like the devil? I think the red-eye guy did.

When I say the title, I had the idea in the mind that they would have little pictures of Betty Grable or Felix the Cat on their eye. Or little stars on their eye! I think that will catch on in the Women's Prisons. They will put cute stuff like "Hello Kitty" on their eyes.

Then they could say, "I love your new eye tatoo. It's so pretty."
"Ooh. I like your eye tatoo too. Is that a Butterfly?"
"It was supposed to be a Fairy, but that bitch Tiny messed up."

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

I guess they have to hide the effects of prison bathtub Gin and skunk weed?   :?: