How To Stage Osama Just bin Killed

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Find somebearded guywho can be passed off as anaging "Osama bin Laden". Beards arepopularamong Pashtun men. If he has a gray beard, claimhe dyes it black for his broadcasts.If he doesn't wear a turban,imply he only uses it for his broadcasts.Ideally, the target should be froman extended familyhousehold who are security conscious because of an "acrimonious feud withrelatives" and tend not to socialize with their neighbors, to the extent thatsome speculate they are involved in smugglingor drug dealing.

Fake an "Osama watching TV" video for public consumption with a "darker-skinned" CIA employee acting the role of"Osama". For this "Osama", it is merely necessary to obtain a passingresemblance from a side or rear view, such that the man in the footage couldbe almost anyone. But remember thatthe left-handedOsama should not be holding the remotewith his right hand. And try toget the ears right!The footage must be edited accordingly by the CIA, so as to make it appear like "Osama" was making home videos of himself watching clips ofhimself on TV. That will provide corroborative 'evidence' - for the gullible - that "Osama" isOsama. If anyone points out that making home videos of yourself watchingyourself on TV is a bizarre, improbable pastime, they can bedismissed as "conspiracy theorists".Mute the sound, so there's noneed to fake it - and less potential for getting it wrong.

If not precluded by time constraints and the target's household security, aneater alternative is to have the CIAbug the Pashtun guy's living room so as to produce a side view of him watchingTV. The previous method has the disadvantage that footage of the "compound"interior will not match the scene in the "Osama watching TV" clips, but attention to detailis hardly a priority ofmodern-dayPSYOPs or "black" ops. And the Navy SEALs will of course be shown the image of the Pashtun civilian targetrather than the CIA's "Osama", prior to theirmurderous mission. Any bugged footage will still require fakingediting to appear as if "Osama" is watching clips of himself on TV.

If "Osama" is supposed to be watching and filming an older, curvedtubeCRT (cathode ray tube)TV, as opposed to a flat panel LCD model, don't forget to fake the flicker or rolling black barson the screen.Source: YouTubeSource: YouTube, this video at 1:29

Have an image of the "dead Osama" ready to be released by Pakistani TVchannels, e.g., a composite of Osamafrom 1998 together with thecorpse ofan Iraqi who was killed after being arrested in Baghdad in February 2006. Shouldanyone discover the image to have been faked, and, moreover, to have already beencirculating on the internet as early as April 2009, then blame the fiasco on bloggers,"conspiracy forums" and "conspiracy theorists".

Launch an operation usingstealth helicopters, in which US Navy SEAL teams break into thePashtun target's house and killall the adultmales in cold blood. Tell the SEALs that it's an "al Qaeda" headquarters, the main target is Osamabin Laden codenamed Geronimo, and he is only to be taken alive if found unarmed and naked. If he is foundunarmed but dressed in pajamas, say, shoot himin the head and chest on the grounds that he could have been wearing a "suicidevest" - a special type of suicide vest that isguaranteed not to detonate from abullet to the chest at close range. And aspecial type of terroristchief who wears asuicide vest every night but sleeps through a helicopter raid and a "firefight",and doesn't even have his trusty AK-47 to hand when the armed thugs Navy SEALs finallyget to histhird floor landing and chase him into his bedroom. Under no account should theevidence corpse of "Osama" be left at the crime scene,or everyone will know it is merely the landlord and Khan family elder. Shoot any fleeing, unarmed women inthe leg, as they will be useful alive.

There are advantages to the alleged "Osama compound" being northeast of Abbottabadand within a mile of the Kakul Pakistan Military Academy. Should a US chopper ona clandestine mission crash there, initial reports wouldbe expected to assume erroneously that a Pakistani military helicopter had crashedsomewhere on the PMA Kakul road,say, in the early hours of Monday May 2, 2011,Pakistani local time. It is possible that three or more explosions would be heardduring the 40-minute operation, with one blast being sufficient to rattlewindows for a radius of three milesand reportedly occurring fifteen minutes before the crash as the choppersroam with their lights off.If the crash site is subsequently confirmed as the ThandaChowa village, that would correspond to the "Osamacompound" address of House No 3, Street No 8-A, Garga Road, Thanda Chowa, HashmiColony, Abbottabad. Thus, a straw man conspiracy theory may be advanced in whichPakistani forces storm the house and the Navy SEALs story is complete fiction,requiring many more people to be in on the plot.Source: Pakistan Defence Forum

The location also helps in blaming Pakistani authorities for "protecting"or "sheltering" Osama, steering the debate from the more important question ofwhether or not he was there.

Should any neighbor later confirm that the guy with the gray beard watchingTV is certainly not Osama and, moreover, actuallyidentifies him as Akbar Khan, a man whom he knows very well as the owner ofthe house, pretend to have missed that report.If the extended family in the household includes that older relative namedAkbar, two brothers orcousins with the namesArshad and Tariq Khan,with the gas bill in the name of the elder brother or cousin Arshad,then claim Arshad is Osama's "courier". Confuse the issue bysaying that Arshad and Tariq are also known as Rasheed, Ahmed and Nadeem.Claim the older guy, the real Akbar Khan, is "Osama". If themustachioed "Osama courier" (warning: graphic picture here) Arshad Khan, sometimes known as Mohammad Arshad,is known to have said he was buying the property for hisuncle, according to QaziMahfooz Ul Haq, the doctor whosold him a piece of the land in 2005, then the bearded Akbar Khan, the alleged "Osama" whoin reality is the owner of the house, is most probably Arshad's uncle.

When there isnot the slightestevidence that Osama ever lived there, and local residentsexpress theirdisbelief that he lived there for years -amile's drive from thePakistan Military Academy, it can be put down to the "elusive" Osama's talentfor hiding himself. Make "Osama's wife" say that he never left the house. Aclaim that hehad not left the same room for five years is taking it too far; the roomwhere "Osama" is watching Al Jazeera does not look like a bedroom and bathroom.

Claim that Osama has just been killed, and there was a massive "firefight"that left no option but to shoot him and the other occupants. Say that none ofthe US forces were killed or injured because of their sheer professionalism,even though the alleged "Osama" was armed with an AK-47. Shades of theJessica Lynch fable report. When it turns out thatthe home owner "Osama" was unarmed, wheel out the "suicide vest"theory as above.

Claim that the injured woman was one of Osama's wives, and he used her as a human shield byhiding behind her. Threaten the injured woman with rape and torture to make hergo along with the "Osama's wife" story. Photoshop an image of "Osama'swife's passport" as corroborating 'evidence'.

When it emerges that the occupants in fact offered no resistance, claimnevertheless that the woman "charged" at the armed assailants NavySEALs who burst into herhome, and imply that the bullet must have ricocheted off a wall and improbablyinjured the "charging" woman from behind (claim a "calf" injury). And say that one of the occupantsfired at the intruders but conveniently missed; hence, 'explaining' the lack ofevidence of any resistance. Better yet, say that "four of the five people shot todeath in the operation [...] were unarmed and never fired a shot".

Have US Attorney General Eric "GaryMcKinnon should be extradited forhacking into Pentagon computers" Holder confirm that multiple murder ofunarmed civilians without trial is "lawful and consistent with [state-sponsoredterrorists'] values", and is an act of "self-defense" (inOrwellian Doublespeak).

Claim that "DNA testing" of samples from "Osama's" body has already beencarried out (within a few hours), and 'proves'that Osama was killed in the attack raid "with 99.99 percent confidence".

Claim thatPresident Obama and his team watched a "live feed" of the murders "firefight",and remember to turn on the laptops for any staged photo, rather than partlyreflecting an adjacent pixelated classified document. If theoperation is staged during the hay fever season, this has the advantage thatanyone - e.g. Hillary Clinton - who istrying to stifle a cough will look likethey were shocked by the raid and the killings.

When it emerges that in fact there was no live feed, say the "fog of war" ledto confusion, and add that Osama will notbe seen "walking on this Earth again" - something that rational folk have already been wellaware of for years.

Claim that "Osama's compound" was an "extraordinarily unique compound" in an"affluent suburb" and valued at around $1 million, in spite of the fact it was certainlyworthno more than $250,000.

Claim that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed provided information leading to the "Osamaassassination"; thus torture, extraordinary rendition and Guantanamo Bay can bejustified and those pesky supporters of human rights, truth, liberty, justice,etc, will be silenced.

Under no circumstances publish photos of the dead "Osama" - apart from anyaforementioned fakes that can be blamed on "conspiracy theorists" if discovered.Claim that the photos are not being released on the grounds that publication ofsuch "graphic" images would be "too provocative" and would threaten"nationalsecurity". Explain the non-existence of Osama's body by making up somebullshit about having dumped it "at sea", adding the amusing 'elucidation'that the "burial" was carried out within 24 hours because of "Islamic practiceand tradition", which U.S. authorities "take very seriously". After all, thetarget audience aren't going to know any different.

Imply that U.S. multibillion-dollar aid to Pakistan would be under threatshould the Pakistani authorities refuse to go along with the ruse. After all, itwas partly they - along with a desire to boost Obama's flagging approval ratings - whoinspired the ruse in the first place, by indicating that they were becoming fedup with the pretense of "Osama is still alive and hiding out in Pakistan".Have The New York Times publish an article about "Washington’s fears ofPakistani corruption and incompetence" hours in advance of theSEALs' murderousmission in Pakistan.

Ensure that the authorities do not start telling the truth, or the officialNosamagate story will collapse under the sheer weight of accumulated liesfrom the past.

Another potential straw man conspiracy theory would derive from having anIsraeli journalist boast about being the first (Israeli journalist) on the scene,and then introducing some errors that make it seem like the Israeliwas "Osama's" nearest neighbor, living almost on his doorstep and tracking him,in a similar way to the situation at Sheridan Street, Hollywood, FL, around tenyears previously. In the one case, the claim that Osama lived in Abbottabad is patentlyabsurd; there is not an iota of evidence that Osama was ever there. In the other, the "9/11 hijackers" allegedly being "tracked" byIsraeli "art students" were either wannabe pilots and patsies or were based onidentitiesthat had been stolen by the Mossad. But in the former case, unlike the "artstudents", Ynet journalist Tsur or TzurShezaf was not living near the "Osama compound"; he only went there afterthe news story emerged of "Osama killed".Source: Ynet newsThe errors are probably accidental, but an "is" that should have read "said", and an ambiguityabout "the first to arrive", will suffice to sow confusion...SourceAnd so the Chinese whisper continues...Source

It may seem remarkablyconvenient that "Osama" was plotting new attacks on theUS just before he was "killed", that he left unencrypted data on his computers,that he had a bizarre pastime of making videos of himself watching TV with thecamera at such an angle that his face was obscured, that he was left with"massive open head wounds" and the "graphic nature" of them meant thatpublishing photos would be a "national security risk", that it was better todump the body at sea to stop any grave from becoming a shrine, and that one ofthe "wives" of "Osama" would have a passport with white patches thatcorresponded with the edge of any fingers placed over the top of it. Pretend itis all just a remarkable series of coincidences.

As the official story is coming apart at the seams, resort to begging thequestion by saying anyone who doubts that Osama should have been killed (onMay 1, 2011) "needsto have their head examined".

Claim that one of "Osama's" sons improbably escaped from 20 to 25 Navy SEALsas they stormed the Abbottabad private residence. Add that this son, Hamza, is a supporter of terrorismwho is regarded as the CrownPrince of Terror and heir apparent to Osama, thereby paving the way foranother Emmanuel Goldstein characterwho can replace Osama bin Laden as justification for the "war on terror".Source: YouTube
The concise version
Find some innocent Asian family who can be passed off as "Osamabin Laden" and his "courier". Brief Navy SEAL teams with the details of thetarget, and send them on a mission to kill the unarmed male family members incold blood. They must be killed; dead men can't talk. Instruct the SEALs that"Osama" can only be taken alive if he is found naked and unarmed, since he mightbe wearing a "suicide vest". In the unlikely event of his being found naked, an'accident' could be arranged, e.g., he 'accidentally' fell to the floor andbanged his head. Or there was a struggle. Or he swallowed a cyanide pill. Anysurviving women and children must be taken into custody. Inform the world that"Osama" has just been killed along with his "courier" and others in a "firefight",and claim that Barack Obama and his aides watched live feed of the killings. As'evidence', fake some video footage without audio that can be passed off as"Osama" making home videos of himself watching himself on TV, and say that"DNA testing" has proved - within a few hours - that the murdered target wasOsama bin Laden. Claim that no images of the dead "Osama" are to be releasedbecause their "graphic" nature would make them too "provocative", and 'explain'the lack of evidence such as a body by claiming "Osama" was buried at sea inaccordance with "Islamic practice and tradition", which U.S. authorities "takevery seriously". Ignore the fact that if real evidence was available, therewould be no need to risk using fake evidence.9/11 For RealityDeniers - the official story debunked