A "Crack-potumentary"

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

Crack-potumentary    
   
A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.
Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... otumentary

   420 Virgins    
   
What every weed-smoker wants to kill himself for. It is said in mythological hempsites, at the most dank part of the internet, that he who kills himself in the name of marijuana by blowing up a weed-bomb(yes it exists) and destroying Republican Extremists, shall get 420 virgins made out of the most dank hemp ever created. Only the most Awesome weed smokers have done this before, and it still remains a mystery if they got their humanoid hemp. But we can still believe! We can still believe...

I will destroy myself in a sacrificial explosion taking that Republican bastard with me, so I can get my 420 Virgins, while he burns in Crack Hell!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=5293153

(surprisingly this site has a lot on "Crack Smoking" definitions... including a few quips about the Crack Smoke Republican (which started way back in 2005) before this site... :wtf:   )

Crack-tarded  (Jew-Tarded)   
   
the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- Crack-tarded!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ack-tarded