Zionist Bill Maher

[Ognir]

 Earlier this week, I asked political commentator and comedian Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher" to weigh in on the outcome of the 2012 election and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Below is the uncut, uncensored interview in which he talks about America's number one political priority, the negative edification of the Bible and what his (Jewish) mother taught him about anti-Semitism.

Hollywood Jew: What was your big takeaway from the election this year?

Bill Maher: It's the year Obama won. I was for that, so you know, I'm very happy about it. I'm more relieved than I even thought I would be.

HJ: Any lessons from a historic campaign that cost nearly $1.5 billion?

BM: After the election, Sarah Palin wrote on her Facebook page that Romney lost because early money in the swing states defined him, and that's the whole reason I made my contribution to the Obama PAC. That's what the Democratic strategists thought, and it kinda worked, because those numbers really never budged throughout the whole campaign. The media went through hoops covering all the ups and downs but people just basically made up their minds pretty early.

HJ: What do you think will be the single most important issue facing the American people in the next decade?

BM: The environment. Because if we don't fix that, there are no other issues.

HJ: What are your favored sources for news and commentary? Or what book or writer influenced you the most? I know it wasn't the Bible.

BM: (laughs) Well, it could be -- in a negative sense. Actually I took a bible course in college. It's funny, making the movie "Religulous," what I found out is that people who are religious have no idea about their own religion. They are completely clueless; they do not know what's in the Bible. You could quote them something and say it was from the Bible and they would nod their head.  I think if they read the bible, especially the Old Testament, I think they would be appalled. If you just told them it was something else, if you just said, 'Read this story,' you know, about this God – let's call him Spor -- and how he's wiping these people out and ethnically cleaning them for no apparent reason, how he does things on a whim and how he's jealous; They'd go, 'This is terrible.'

HJ: It's no secret you're not a great admirer of religion. But I've seen your live stand-up show and it seemed to me the religion you poke fun of the least is Judaism. Why is that?

BM: We do poke fun of it quite a bit in "Religulous" but I mean it's certainly not as dangerous as Islam and Christianity. Those are warlike religions. The Muslim world was conquered in a century. Mohammad died in 632; by 732, they were at the gates of France, they were in the Pyrenees.  Jesus Christ, I mean, you don't do that by handing out pamphlets and singing 'Cumbaya.' They conquered by the sword.

HJ: So, in your opinion, Judaism is not as bad because it's not as violent?

BM: There's a lot to be made fun of in any religion, and that includes Buddhism, by the way. A lot of my Hollywood friends think 'Oh, Buddhism is a philosophy, it's not a religion.' It's a religion because it includes crazy whack shit that doesn't exist, that somebody made up, like reincarnation. OK. But I mean, Judaism, we had a lot of fun when we did "Religulous" [because] we went to the institute where they invent devices that allow people on the Sabbath who cannot use electricity to take an elevator or ride in a wheelchair.

HJ: The Shabbes Elevator

BM. The Shabbes Elevator. Stuff like that is just insane and it's funny but it doesn't really threaten anybody's life. I did a joke in my act about, 'I'd like to see Joe Lieberman as President because he doesn't use electricity on Friday night and so if there's a nuclear attack, he gets a Shabbes goy to launch our nuclear missiles.'

HJ: I know you've been to Israel and that you're part Jewish. What's your view of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? How optimistic are you that they'll find a two-state solution?

BM: I'm optimistic that it'll get worked out in the same way I'm optimistic that Marijuana will be legal all across the country; perhaps not in my lifetime, but at some point. But I've never hid the fact that I don't think it's a conflict where both sides are equally guilty. I'm more on the side of the Israelis; that's why Benjamin Netanyahu did my show a few years ago, before he was Prime Minister.

HJ: Why are you more on the side of Israelis?

BM: Take this conflict; here, everyone in the newspapers, the pundits, they talk about it like it's very complicated. It's not that complicated: Stop firing rockets into Israel and perhaps they won't annihilate you. I mean, it's so crazy when you look at these images on TV. Ok, they just had a little war. It lasted a week like most Israeli wars do; the Israelis lost a handful of people, shot down most of the rockets, and the neighborhoods in Gaza are devastated. They're rubble. They lost over 1,000 people and yet somehow Palestinians are celebrating in the streets? I don't get this celebrating when you just totally got your ass kicked.

HJ: The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg pointed out that many in the media tend to point out the disproportionate casualty count between Israelis and Palestinians, and he wisely wondered if there is a moral difference between attempted murder and successful murder.

BM: It's obvious that Israelis, in all of their battles with the Palestinians, show restraint. Because they have nuclear weapons. And if the situation was reversed, I don't doubt for a second that Palestinians would fire them immediately. They'd use the maximum of what they have available and the Israelis don't.

HJ: There was a big debate this week in the Jewish world that arose from a dispute between two rabbis about whether Judaism should be more universal and humane or more tribal and self interested. But it is widely felt that the Israeli army conducts itself with deep concern for the humanity of the people they are fighting.

BM: Let's not forget the other side of this issue, which is, the Palestinians do have gripes, and most Israelis do not agree with the Netanyahu government on the settlement issue. [Israelis] want a two state solution. I don't think anybody's ever gonna be happy or the conflict will ever end before that happens and as many writers have pointed out, Israel faces the problem of becoming a minority Jewish state within their own country if they allow this to keep going. There has to be some solution. In a lot of ways, what we see in Israel is their government has been taken over by the equivalent of what would be the Tea Party in this country. If you talk to most people in Tel Aviv, I don't think they're for what the government is doing, but when it comes to self-defense -- Obama himself said the other day: There's just not another country in the world that would allow missiles to be rained down on them without fighting back. What I find so ironic is that after World War II, everybody said, 'I don't understand the Jews. How could they have just gone to their slaughter like that?' OK, and then when they fight back: 'I don't understand the Jews. Why can't they just go to their slaughter?' It's like, 'You know what? We did that once. It's not gonna happen again. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that Jews now defend themselves -- and by the way, defend themselves better. I mean, this is a country, after all, that is surrounded by far greater numbers than their own [and] they are like two generations ahead in the military technology they have.

HJ: Considering the reality of an unstable Middle East, an Iranian nuclear threat, a stalled peace process and a civil war in Syria, what's the best thing Israel can do to engender moral support from the international community?

BM: I think they're over worrying about international goodwill. I hope they are, because it's great to have but it doesn't really feed the bulldog, you know? As my Jewish mother used to say, whenever there was a problem in the world, she would go, 'Oh I know they're gonna get around to blaming the Jews.' [Laughs] And it's kinda true. I mean, you know, it's like somebody who's always worrying whether everyone's gonna like them -- Obama kinda had that problem in his first term -- but at a certain point you learn: You know what? A lot of people are not gonna like you no matter what you do, so just do what you're gonna do. Just be yourself. And do what you think is right. And if they condemn you or hate you, that's really kinda their problem.

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[LordLindsey]

Demons walking-on-two-legs.

Nothing more needs to be said, because that says it all.

Lindsey

NB:  There was a huge period of time when everyone believed that Bill Maher was Irish, and he, as far as I could find, NEVER admitted that he is a jew until some time after 911 and it was "fashionable" to come-out-of-the-closet and admit it, kind of how Madeline Albright did it, except she "SUPPOSEDLY" never knew until she was very old...the tricks and traps never end, and the changing of names to hide what they are is simply not normal behavior.