Pricey Fantasyland

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Pricey Fantasyland

Satire from By Garcia Wilde
https://vtforeignpolicy.com/2025/01/pricey-fantasyland/

The world has been conned big time for at least 75 years. During the past three-quarter century the world was told a peaceful, democratic, and enlightened entity called "Israel" had been established on the eastern shores of the Mediterranean Sea. We were also told by the sold out Western media that that the newborn was threatened by a sea of murderous Arabs forcing peaceful "Israel" to defend itself. But in the past year it has become increasingly clear that "Israel' is a fantasy project and a pricey scam which so far has cost American citizens a cool $280 billion. That's 280 with nine zeroes. That's the amount American citizens have shelled since 1948 to maintain the "Israel" fiction. Why would Americans donate that sum to maintain an imaginary "country"?

We now know Israel is a fiction concocted by shysters who were versed in the work of Edward Bernays—the founder of public relations and the nephew of Dr. Sigmund Freud. One of Bernays' many PR stunts included making fashionable for women to smoke. We now know there is no Israel and there never was. Consider the below evidence.

The First Evidence. There are no buildings in the imaginary Israel. It's just scrub land west of Jordan. How can you have a country which has no buildings? We know there are no buildings in "Israel" because again and again we have heard Zionists spokes, on the idiot box, say Huthi and Hezbollah missiles, rockets, and drones have fallen on empty fields and scrubland killing or wounding no one because no one lives in the desolate countryside. Since countless Arab missiles and drones have failed to bring down a single Zionist building, it's obvious there are no buildings west of Jordan and thus, no Israel.

The Second Evidence. American government and media sources say the U.S. has given to phantom "Israel" a staggering $280 billion. Why would America hand that kind of money to a country which is the figment of an  Eastern European rabble rousing shysters' imagination? Why such generosity when the standard of living of Americans has been dropping for years? If $280 billion has been given to "Israel," why hasn't a single American politician, media, or citizen complained about America's "generosity" to the non-existent entity when the U.S. owes $35 trillion? Thus, no $280 billion given, no "Israel."

The Third Evidence. We know Israel doesn't exist because "Israel" can't produce the Israeli birth certificates of its so-called leaders: David Ben-Gurion, Abba Eban, Levi Eshkol, Golda Meir and other circus entertainers. The birthplace of these fantasist-hucksters is often Eastern Europe and their true names are different from their fake "Israeli" names: David Ben-Gurion was David Gruen; Levi Eshkol's was Shkolnik, Abba Eban was Aubrey Eban, Itzhak Rabin was Rubitzov. Fake leaders for a fake country.

The Fourth Evidence. It's not realistic that in this day and age a country could kill 45,000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children), slay 180 journalists, target infants, in addition to killing countless medical workers, blowing up universities, hospitals and places of worship without facing international military action or at least sanction. It's even harder to imagine that democratic, liberal, and humanist countries of the West would support such naked butchery.

The Fifth Evidence. It's repeatedly mentioned in the global media (not by the West's presstitutes) that the imaginary and shrimp-sized Israel decides America's foreign policy. But what sane person would subscribe to the belief that 6 million foreigners are imposing their nefarious will on 340 million people from 7,000 miles away?

The Sixth Evidence. We hear the so-called Israel is forever entangled in wars with the Arabs often stealing their lands. But who believes the lie that the followers of of ancient prophets and sages, the Torah, Tanakh, Talmud and the Ten Commandments would commit trespasses of the 6th, 8th, 9th, and 10th Commandments?

Somebody should advise Yemen's Al-Ansar political-military leader Abdul-Malik al-Houthi not to bother lobbing costly missiles at "Israel": the imaginary hell-hole doesn't exist because the world wouldn't tolerate such insane savagery.