The Protocols of the Orderers of Pizza

Started by joeblow, May 05, 2008, 02:07:45 PM

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joeblow

May 05, 2008, 02:07:45 PM
The Protocols of the Orderers of Pizza

Protocol 1:

We shall devise a system where the GOYIM will feed us tasty pizzas.

Protocol 2:

With the promise of Gold (or its equivilent in FIAT currency), we fool them into waiting by a phone for our order, hours on end!

Protocol 3:

This power will allow us to choose whatever tasty toppings we desire and there is nothing that anyone can do to stop us.

Protocol 4:

We shall command the GOYIM to travel great distance in ugly cars covered with ads to deliver these pizzas to our places of abode.

Protocol 5:

If such pizza is still warm, we shall give them a token of our appreciation, they will remember this and next time deliver them even sooner.

Protocol 6:

When there are opportunities to use coupons, we shall use them, hence depriving them even more!

mastermg

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May 05, 2008, 02:27:21 PM
Lol

arctic.warfare

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May 05, 2008, 05:41:23 PM
I lol'd, a lot. Please stick around, joeblowman!
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