The Bailout Mascot

Started by veritasvincit, March 04, 2009, 02:46:45 PM

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veritasvincit

March 04, 2009, 02:46:45 PM
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance:

A condom allows for inflation,  halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of protection while you're actually being screwed.  Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Matthew 22:  36-40
Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him.  Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.  This is the first and great commandment.  And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.  On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

sullivan

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March 04, 2009, 05:52:42 PM
I can remember that one doing the rounds in Ireland back in the 70's and 80's :)
"The real menace of our Republic is the invisible government which like a giant octopus sprawls its slimy legs over our cities, states and nation. At the head is a small group of banking houses generally referred to as \'international bankers.\' This little coterie... run our government for their own selfish ends. It operates under cover of a self-created screen, seizes our executive officers, legislative bodies, schools, courts, newspapers and every agency created for the public protection."
John F. Hylan (1868-1936) - Former Mayor of New York City
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