Story of the Yids and the Yanks

[MonkeySeeMonkeyDo]

A Short Story
by MSMD

The Yids and the Yanks have made an unbreakable alliance. They are like a gay couple who enjoy each others company.

The yids and the yanks are monstrous, sick and depraved beings. They are soulless and satanic in nature who hate natural order and seek to destroy it. The Yids and the Yanks are the bane of the earth and have hurt her very badly and have no intent on stopping. The Yids and the Yanks each have their own countries. The Yids reside in Israel and the Yanks reside in what is known as the "United States of America". Both are illegitimate countries which have no right to exist. It was a criminal act that either country was even formed. In the case of Israel, Yids from Europe and Russia invaded a nation called Palestine and took it over through force of arms given to them by the Yanks and the Brits. They did this through the use of terrorism, assassination, murder, intimidation and deceit, so as to drive the original inhabitants (Palestinians) out of their homes. The Yids literally "wiped Palestine off the map", removed it from the face of the earth and built their own country on the rubble and ashes of the Palestinians. The Yanks supported this action totally and completely (providing the weapons to do so) for they had done this themselves 200 years prior. In the case of America, Yanks from Europe invaded the new world and systematically exterminated all of the indigenous Native American Indians through wars and diseases that they had brought over from Europe. Thus, when they found out another people (Yids) were doing this exact same thing 150 years later, they just had to get on board for they felt like long lost brothers.

There are also Yids who live in America. The Yanks accepted the Yids into America even though the Yids had just stolen their own country which they had all to themselves. For some reason most Yids enjoy living amongst non-Yids even after demanding their own country which is strictly for Yids.. for some strange reason. But anyway, the Yanks gladly accepted some yids and placed them in the top positions of their government, media, financial institutions, entertainment industry and elsewhere, for the Yanks believe the Yids to have superior knowledge and experience in these fields. Also because the Yids had a lot of money -- which they had suckered from non-Yids through centuries of usury, buying & selling, manipulating markets, and other deceitful economic means and methods -- and promised to give a few shekels to whichever Yank who would side with the Yids on every issue and help them whenever needed. The Yanks couldn't refuse this bribe, for the Yanks are avaricious, prideful, arrogant, and proud. Thus the Yanks willingly help the Yids and aid them. The Yanks had built a supreme military force that can crush any other on the planet. The Yanks are so proud of their military that they use it every chance they get, often inventing excuses to use it for they love to kill, murder, terrorize and pillage other weaker peoples whom the Yanks feel don't deserve their resources for they are weak and can't defend themselves. In fact the Yanks have wrought a country that has after more than two centuries yet to evidence a single year during which it was not making war upon someone, somewhere, for some reason. The Yids praise the Yanks and compliment them on their impressive army. Knowing the Yanks' love for war, the Yids began writing policy papers advocating swift and decisive action to be taken on certain middle-eastern countries that they felt posed a threat, or could possibly pose a threat one day in the future, to Yid-land (Israel) and which had resources that the Yanks would want (Oil). The bloodthirsty and vengeful Yanks welcomed this idea gleefully -- drooling over the prospect of slaughtering non-Yanks once again. Acting on Yid-advice the Yanks immediately waged unrelenting war on every single country the Yids named as an "enemy combatant", killing millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of people and plundering all of their resources.

With no end in sight the Yanks kept killing   and the Yids kept clapping :clap:

It is now the year 2010. The Yanks are still killing   and the Yids are still counting  

That's the end of the story.

[MonkeySeeMonkeyDo]

 

[Negentropic]

You forgot one thing Yiddy Yoda.  Yids did the same with half the planet under Yiddy communism but there they passed special Yiddy laws so they could get the dumb-asses in Yiddy-Bolshy-wonderland to kill their own pesky citizens white, yellow, black & brown off in the hundreds of millions.  They kept the Yanks under mercantile capitalism so that they could provide weapons and aid to Yiddy-Bolshy-wonderland. That way they could maximize the possibilities and play-levels of the manly Yiddy sport of international goy-humping without the dumb-ass goys figuring anything out.  They even got millions of idiotic Muslim goys to follow bearded fundamentalist douchebags that they owned like a bunch of lemmings into brutally retarded medieval regimes in the name of anti-Yankism and anti-Yidism (ha ha ha, what a laugh!) so that they could be nice little sucker camel-humping demon-fucks for the Yanks, Limeys and kangaroo-fuck goys to direct their pride and xenophobia against.  And don't let me get started on their silly little puppet in Cuba that they could have had the Yanks pop like a zit on their asses anytime they wanted but kept there to provide a boogie-man yidy-bolshy poster boy for stupid-ass beanie-bean-bean ignoramuses of the southern lands to ape.

 

[Ognir]

Short and sweet, both versions  :lol:

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

So who put your ancestors in a Penal colony -- the Yids or the Yanks?  

[Negentropic]

Some futher, slightly more convoluted variations on the same riff I recently posted with regard to Iran you might want to consider Yiddy Yoda:


All controlled oppositions turn authentic to different degrees after a certain amount of time that's why they're called 'CONTROLLED' opposition. This is inevitable. They know that it's impossible to control everything but that they can definitely control what's really important and direct it to serve their interests more or less, give or take certain unforeseen possiblities which they also provide for. It's like a big controlled lab experiment with all the potential troublesome factors checked and accounted for if and when they appear and the potential of solving these troubles also checked and accounted for to different degrees. Then they just let the scenario unfold on the big world stage with lots of little-bitty actors running around acting pathetic within their designated cages and deal with it as they must or as they have already made allowances for ahead of time, sometimes decades ahead of time with careful planning and social engineering. It's not all that complicated really, it just takes lots and lots of money which they don't need taxes for, having already achieved full legal control of banking and finance everywhere .  If you look through recent history this has been the case over and over.  Especially in countries like Iran where the people have thousand-plus year histories and lots of pride you would have to be a moron not to factor that in.  They founded whole think-tanks and schools dedicated to studying the Middle East so that then they can hedge their bets better. For example, the Shah of Iran rebelled after a while when he realized that the CIA/Mossad/MI6 and all the Western-alliances were not serious about helping his country and were only industrializing it and militarizing it to continue its dependent position.  So he had to be slapped down hard like Mossadeq before him but since they had all the industrialization they needed they could now play their trump card. Now, if you study the history of the region you'll find that British intelligence from the time of the Muslim Brotherhood and before were also in control of the Mullahs and chieftains who held lots of power with the devoutly Muslim common people. Since the time they  had installed the Shah's father they kept the Mullahs and their backwards ways in their grip and protected them from too much persecution. They knew that as soon as the Shah started mouthing off and getting big-headed they could reverse a great deal of the advances made and through his 'controlled' (not dominated, that would be overplaying your hand, it's like putting it on a leash and controlling its length to your taste)  polar opposite keep the country enslaved and the goys fooled.

Whether Ahmedinejad is doing the same thing as the Shah or Saddam in Iraq and is genuinely interested in helping his people  is hard to tell exactly. He certainly doesn't care about the basic human rights of his people if it clashes with what Allah supposedly handed down to the Ayatollah to give to him. If he is an authentic scumbag then he only cares about the people that obey his human-rights-violating Islamic laws because that is the word of god. He certainly isn't going against the Mullahs and the Islamic theocracy that enforce barbaric laws and a reign of terror in the land, if he did, he would be out on his ass so fast he wouldn't know what hit him. To tell you the truth, if Israel and the Yanks really wanted to get rid of him and Islamic theocracy altogether it wouldn't be all that much tougher than Iraq really, maybe twice as tough but if they use some more nuclear weapons they can cut the job down to about Iraq size.  In fact, they could have easily gone after Iran instead of Iraq and Afghanistan by just declaring in the all their mainstream media 24-7 that Iran was behind the 9-11 attacks or connected to it, some complete bovine excrement, and the dumbed-down Yank-public would have bought it.  I think the problem may have been Saddam possibly deciding to join the Iranians and fight against them whereas they knew the Iranians wouldn't join in defending Saddam, not the least of their reason being  Saddam invaded their country right after the revolution under direct orders from West. They did this to weaken the regime a bit and increase their control not because they had lost control. They saw the Iranians straining at the leash and pulled back using Saddam in the process.  If they had lost control why would they fund both sides as Iran-Contra proved?  You see they want the Iranians to act crazy say crazy things, even physically attack Israel and the West occasionally so that they can broadcast this 24 hours a day or as much as possible into gullible Western minds. This serves to demonize all Muslims and moblize stupid Yank-led attack dogs against it if and when they need it to pull on the leash and show their power.  The big guys aren't interested in Israel winning. Israel has already won. What the fuck do you call a minimum of 4 billion dollars a year loan guarantees for the past 60 years?  That's not including reparations from the German wage-slaves and the trillion missing from teh Pentagon and the trillions recently stolen in the bailouits.  They're interested in overall control and power.  Funding both sides of wars is ancient history for them and they're friggin experts at it.  Think about it, who the fuck would Iran sell its oil to if the entire West plus the China and Russia they control through trade really wanted to blockade and embargo them?  Would China risk all the made-in-China products disappearing from Western store shelves overnight by alienating the Banksters? Of course not, why do you think Rothschild is the only bank allowed to operate in China and Lubavitchers run around at will there. Nope, Mullins was right, they give the give people like the Iranians just enough slack in the leash to become 'threats' and then they have a big laugh and pull on the leash again. Ahmedinejad's moderateness is about as moderate as Khruschev & Lenin vs. Stalin or Castro vs. some more murderous maniac like Che Guevara but that's about as far as the freak show charade goes.




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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
but, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[Negentropic]

Two Evil Yanks from California interviewing a group of Iranian Heavy Metalheads in Tehran who talk about how much they love the Islamic republic, among other things:

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Persian love - Holger Czukay

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[Negentropic]

Also the exploitation paradigm that  Eiltes play on the world stage  is always communism vs. fascist dictatorship (not nationalistic but puppet dictatorship set up from outside) and never free-market non-usurious creative capitalism if they can help it (not even in the West, all Western countries either accept central banks or they get serious trouble as Andrew Jackson and Jefferson and those against the 1913 Fed act found out). For foreign nations they want to exploit such as Iran or Iraq or Chile or any other place, what they like is always fascism or dictatorship of some kind because you need just enough freedom to be able to develop the country to loot it but not so much that anyone from within those countries can compete with you or tell you what to do or god-forbid nationalize resources and help their own people too much.   They will bring in a much more extreme dictatorship like Khomeini's or Soviet style communism in the old days or even straight out barbaric military occupation to replace a previously westernized one like the Shah's or Saddam's or in the case of commies, Hungary or Czeckoslovakia or some country that's not towing the line.  Now they bring in all these people both extreme and not so extreme under a combination of planted agents in positions of power and  false pretenses to useful idiots who go along with it.  Then they usually demonize these extreme governments that they helped install to create fear of communism or fear of Islam or fear of whatever in the much freer Western world. When the useful idiots discover they were duped there can be backlash to a certain extent but they're stuck with their dictatorship and cannot change it.  The reason Iran won't moderate or the Soviet Union didn't moderate is because what would happen? One, they could lose internal power and have people revolt and turn the country more moderately fascist or even god-forbid democratic. Two they use the excuse that moderating would mean giving the decadent West (same as communists did) a free reign to exploit the country ( true for sure, because as long as a country stays collectivist or democratic and not individualist-combined-with-anti-usury, it will usually stay open to exploitation by design but when you exploit your own people through such vicious laws, who are you to talk about foreign exploitation? It  makes them the most complete hypocrites whether they have the whole thing justified in their own heads through some perverted idea of  'doing good for their countrymen' or not ) to crackdown on their populations even more.  It's like a Catch 22 situation and it's a brilliant gambit by whoever was the s.o.b. that came up with it.  It keeps them at a stale-mate forever, Westernize and be exploited again, don't Westernize and be exploited by your own and serve as boogieman supreme. That's why the Iranians haven't been successful in overthrowing their dastardly regime for the past 30 years.

[rodin]

MSMD

Your 911 piece is the finest single collation of the JCN involvement on the net and i salute you on it. But recently you seem to have a bee in yr bonnet about ordinary US citizens. Yes they are dumbed down. Yes they are obese. Yes they have succumbed to culturicidal temptations. But not all. In the sticks you will still find real Americans with decent old fashioned self-making values, who would look after you if you got caught in a storm (but won't be taken for a ride).

In the UK peeps blame the 'immigrants' for destroying our culture. But who invited them in in such large numbers, and why?

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99866

I would urge you to return to the task of unmasking the head of the snake so we can decapitate it. To go for the cause not the symptoms of the global malaise

The despotic leaders of our nations are only one of 3 things -Jews, Freemasonic Jews or Freemasons. It is an international money power we are fighting - maybe even Satan himself. Not burger eating coke swilling yanks...

The thought crossed my mind you might even have been replaced by a Sayan - so abrupt was your change of tack...

[Negentropic]