Putin missing 10 days: Solved!

[Michael K.]

A little bird told me...

Actually it was a flock of Peckerwood Kikesuckers (a sub-species of chicken hawk) which showed up in the nation's Capitol concurrent with a visit from the man voted most likely to succeed, that proved pivotal to solving the mystery of Vlad's unexcused absence from the media.

Bad boy Blad was in Astana, Khazakstan meeting with the Shanghai Cooperation Organization.

The topic of discussion was how to nuke Amerikwa's ahh-nous before Kikestan starts WWIII against Iran on its own usurious terms.  The first one to fire gets an unco' advantage, see.  And victory favors the bold.

Gather round and listen for the low pitched rumble. It sounds like a stampede of obese television lovers headed for Wal-Mart on Black Friday, but it is accompanying intense light and heat.

What a shock!