BREAKING NEWS

[yankeedoodle]

BREAKING NEWS:  Alex Jones raided and taken to FEMA camp.

Sources close to the radical truth-teller and internet and video titan report that, in a surprise raid at 5am this morning, Alex Jones was arrested and removed from his Austin, Texas, home, and taken to an unknown location.  A neighbor, awaken by the military activity in the exclusive community, reported hearing Jones scream "It's Jade Helm!"  "It's Jade Helm!"  It's Jade Helm!"  The neighbor denied knowing Jones, and said he knew nothing about "Jade Helm".   

The source further reported that Jones's associate, Paul Joseph Watson, was reported to have gone into hiding somewhere in his native England.  And, the source reported that patriots nationwide were assembling their weapons and bug-out bags, and were in progress to their pre-determined mobilization points, from where they intend to mount guerrilla raids against the forces of the New World Order. 

The source would not speculate on the reason for Mr. Jones being raided, and they would not speculate that he had been taken to a FEMA camp; but, off-the-record, the source expressed the belief that Mr. Jones was being silenced because of his controversial claim that the Saudi Arabians run Hollywood.

[Michael K.]

OH MY GAWWD!  IT'S ANONTHA LOLACAUST!!!

[yankeedoodle]

According to the Intercept, the FBI has more than 15,000 informants, some of whom are "professional liars who travel the country as agents provocateur in elaborate stings." 

Number one on the list is, of course, All-excrement Jones.

We know that Jade Helm is a military exercise for the occupation of China, but that, also, the government pranksters thought they would amuse themselves by seeing what would happen if they  told shithead All-excrement Jones to get everybody stirred up with his incitement-purposed rants about "martial law", "they're cummin' ta git yur guns," "posse comitatus," etc, etc, ad nauseam.

In a jail somewhere in North Carolina there are three stupid fuckers who are wondering when their hero and leader - All-excrement Jones - is going to come visit them in their cells.     

Federal officials say three men arrested in North Carolina were stockpiling weapons for a murderous plot against US soldiers. According to the FBI, the trio believed a Special Forces exercise dubbed Jade Helm 15 was a pretext for imposing martial law.   

'Jade Helm' plot uncovered in North Carolina, FBI says
http://www.rt.com/usa/311789-nc-jade-helm-fbi/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome

[Michael K.]

Pathetic FBI douches.  They can watch these mass shooting suspects for months or even years, and yet do nothing, but now they precrime these turkeys who haven't done anything yet, and wouldn't have unless attacked.  It goes to show how they shamelessly spin the scenario as if these dudes were all ready to assassinate some soldiers.