Doctor Bill Gates

[yankeedoodle]

People around the world are learning to live without Microsoft's virus-prone doesn't-work software, and their profits are going down.  https://duckduckgo.com/?q=microsoft+profits+decline&t=opera&ia=web

But, Microsoft has an idea how they can continue to suck your blood: they want to become your doctor, and cure your cancer.  https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Microsoft+wants+to+'solve'+cancer&t=opera&ia=news

What do computers and cancer have in common?  That's right, viruses, which Microsoft knows all about.  https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cancer+caused+by+viruses&t=opera&ia=web

There's just no end to the evil.