Gimmie My Money!!

[Ralph Furely]

So, today was the day i finally got around to taking my mutual funds out of the bank.  i totally forgot about them until i got my update last week.  i lost over 6 bills since june.  that was enough of a kick in the face to remind me to get that shit the fuck out.  anyway i knew it would be entertaining so i had planned to record it with my phone hehe  i had it out and recording on my lap, all the sudden this bright light pops on (new blackberry, i was not aware of this flood light lol), so i turned it off.  coulda been fun but oh well.  instead you get the txt version of the encounter.

so i went in, it was this young little cutie actually, which made the loss of my money just a tad more bearable for the time being... she says so youd like to take some money out of your funds?  well its a really bad time for that you know, things are going to shoot back up substantially really soon here she says.. so i get into it a bit, tell her it certainly is not getting any better, only worse.  tell her ive been watching this situation for a cpl years, i know whats going on.  it isnt getting better. anyway i said no i want it all out.  

she tells me that where i closed out my bank account with them last year, it makes it a little more difficult to give me the money, as they would usually transfer it to my BA.  i said well how about just giving me cash.  she says well we cant really do that.  i knew the deal but just to be annoying i said well a few yrs ago when i came in here with the money for the fund in the 1st place, i gave you guys cash.  so cant i just have my cash back?  she smiles and says no we cant do that.  i say ok ok... so anyway we agreed upon a check to be mailed to me.  so that was that....  

we get back to the whole situation of me taking them out.  she starts again with the 'this is actually a really bad time to take this out' shit.  shes like im telling you its going to bounce back up.  she asks me how much i lost, i say just a cpl hundred..she says so like really a cpl hundred?  or thousands?  i say well just under 7 bills.. she starts on with the speel about how its going to bounce back, this is just temporary.  i say no way this is temporary, this has never happened before.  we havent really felt it too too much here in canada so i can understand her ignorance, sorta.. she says well i can remember this happening, actually worse.. i say when was this>? in the 80s?  assuming she may be talking about the stocks back then.  she says well no like 2 yrs ago  lol  im like what?  banks were shutting down?  Leahman bros?  fannie and freddie and so on?  shes like well no but thats in the states, we really arent effected by the states, we are a strong bank blablabla  as shes going on im just sitting there leaning in, smiling at her shaking my head.  once she realizes that she kinda starts to smirk and says what.... i say listen, theres seriously no way your going to convince me of anything.  so i get into it a little.  i say u know i been watching this unfold for the past cpl yrs.  all of this has been called.. this has all been predicted, all these certain banks going under.  i said i could get into this whole "conspiracy" side of things a lot more than id like to here, but in a nut shell, this is all planned.  these bankers are collapsing the economy on purpose, this system was set up to fail, and this is what we are seeing now.  ... all that jazz... shes like, well jeeze, looking down at her paper, she says 'well they sure are lieing to me then, cuz this isnt what im told!'  i say well of course theyre lieing to you lol  theyre lieing to everyone.  its not like theyre gonna tell the truth and have everyone take all their money out of everywhere.  right?  why would they let me or you know whats really going on.  

so anyway i tell her it isnt getting any better, its only getting worse, and us in canada are sure as hell not getting away unscathed.  shes like so i guess your gonna throw this under your mattress then?  i said no im burying it in my back yard.  a little laughter, and shes like well, i really hope your wrong here, i said listen i guarantee you by next summer things are going to be pretty bad, even here in kanata.  i say a cpl more things about what these banksters are doing, what they have been up to, the 'no banker left behind' shit, and so on.. she really had no clue whatsoever about any of this.  i could see on one hand as she was looking at me she was intrigued, interested, perplexed... but on the other hand she also had this look on her face, that she was trying to hide, which was 'your fucked buddy'.    

anyway, after i signed a cpl papers i was on my way.  as i was leaving shes like well again i really hope your wrong...  in retrospect im really upset i didnt get into it a little more, explain just a cpl more things to her, but more importantly tell her to watch the money masters.  im so disappointed that i didnt mention that, that im tempted to go back down there tomorrow with a little note, both asking her out to some dinner, and also telling her to go to google video and check the flick.

anyhoo, really wish i got that shit on tape, it was fun.  but i didnt, so i thought i would come back here and tell my little story.  

on a lighter note when i get that cheque i thought id take you all out for cyber drinks.  on me!  meet me at joes drinking hole next week 7 pm sharp.  
which day?  im not telling.

[joeblow]

I'll have the bar full. This week's special: Swedish vodka! As usual ladies get in for free (I guess only Ms. N. is going to be the only one taking advantage of it :lol: ).

[Ralph Furely]

and in return, i will totally take advantage of her!  

shes got some seriously good ratios goin tho.  damn.  all attention goes to her  haha

[mobes]

That's it baby! You show'em who's the boss!!!  :mrgreen:   :mrgreen:   :mrgreen:

[Ralph Furely]

8-)