Borat and Joseph Stalin

[CrackSmokeRepublican]

The pictures are uncanny actually -- The CSR


Idiot Funny Jew B. Cohen:

Murderous Coffee House Jew J. Stalin:


Borat Sagdiyev (Russian/Kazakh: Бoрат Сагдиев) (Order of Kazakhstan) is Kazakh television's number two media personality and my best friend and sole creator of "Borat's Guide To Mars," which were great blowjobs! Borat also Kazakhstan's current Ambassador to the US and A and hold title of Crappiest Man In All of Kazakhstan as well as most overquoted penis in the American media. From the maker of Ali G and Bruno, Borat is a new and improved version of the funny Englishman Sasha Baron Cohen who happens to be something Borat hates.

During the Russian-American Cold War, Borat also prove himself great general. He kill all enemy plow womans and horse and make much damage to enemy catapult. Borat's master war techniques includes rape, shoot, pillage, burn, and money extortion. Kazakhstan emerged victoriously. Great success! High Five! But the most criticized things in Borat is Plagiarism, he never cited nor documented his jokes sources, a Lebanese reported came up with a name (told to be Borat's main source), the name comes back to a 18 year-old Lebanon guy who comes out with the original jokes... He goes undercover under the name of "DON" but he was disclosed to be Hany Rizk...

 
Borats father Josef Stalin (age21)Borat also drive a Hummer, but not to compensate.

He travel to Almaty City when he were a 9 for to find job and get cleaned in the hole. He move with sister, then 6 year olds, and they pretend as husband and wife. While sister become great prostitute, Borat get hire by Almaty Municipal Government as official Jews-catcher. His job was grab Jews by horns, and beat. He has also have many sexy-time with his mother-in-law by this time. (Naughty-naughty!)

When he were a 15, Borat get discover by Kazakh media sensation Korki Butchek (who had a very famous song called "Bing Bang"). He was discover by Butchek when Butchek make romance in his sister. So Borat was hire as state-owned TV station's roving reporter and ice-maker. He liked the gay sex not so much.

 
Borat, aged 9.
Borat, aged 17.When he were a 14 year old, Borat kidnaps his first wife Sophia. Soon they were struck by Gypsy attack, where Borat lose wife, two goats, plow, and horse's dignity (it was touched in very bad place).

Borat second wife, daughter of Boltok "The Rapist" Sagdiyev, die in tragic accident in field. She were a big fat and had hair on her back, so hunter mistake her for bear, and shoot. But is OK! Borat get a new wife, now keep her in cage for be safe, and they have a boy, is now a 11, and father of Borat's two grand-childs. Borat's wife make tasty cheese by milk from her tits.

Now Borat and family is well-know all across Kazakhstan, only behind likes of Corky Bucek. His sister has been make Miss Kazakhstan 1994 and voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as Number Four Prostitute with Best Sex in Mouth in all of Kazakhstan. He keep one brother, Billo Sagdiev, in room with metal door so he don't do retard rampage (his head small, but his arm BIG), and other brother himself has son with nuclear retardation disease of foot-ball (foot grows from testes-satchel) and hair covered all over body, he get send to travel all around.

Borat say he is number 2 most famous person in whole of Kazakhstan. Number 1 most famous is childrens' animal actor Johnny the Monkey, star of Transibirsky Express and other pornofilm.

Borat is also known for his hit song "Throw the Jew Down the Well," a classic piece of music back in his hometown.It very nice.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Borat_Sagdiyev

[sullivan]

Of course they look similar. Stalin was a Georgian and Georgians are a Turkic people. Most so-called semitic Jewish are of Turkic origin. The chances that there'll be a resemblance are high.