c o n s p i r e : d i s c o v e r

[joeblow]

c o n s p i r e : d i s c o v e r

http://www.alchemica.co.uk/conspire/discover.html

instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Jews, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory

  "The UFO sitings over the World are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Jews to make Goyim and other enemies of Freemasons think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Jews and Freemasons plan to take over the world. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Ognir is being set up to tackle the problem. "

  "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Jews to take over the world and cripple the work of Goyim. The Government and Freemasons are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Ognir can halt Jews's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

  "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of Jews. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to take over the world. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Goyim to Humans have been caught out. Only Ognir has seen through the scam, which is why Freemasons, in cahoots with Jews, is trying to fulfil The Protocols of The Learned Elders of Zion with a view to putting an end to Ognir. "

   "The radio in my head is telling me that Jews is trying to take over the world while Goyim is being persecuted by Freemasons to draw attention away from the vile plans of Jews. "

   "Isn't it obvious that Goyim has been killed by Jews and replaced by an agent of Freemasons who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Jews is planning to take over the world when the agent of Freemasons assassinates Humans. The only solution is for Ognir to stop Jews and Freemasons, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "